forum I need somebody who's Christian
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there are plenty of pickup lines but I can't think of any insults

Would it be bothersome if I asked if you could share a few?

Deleted user

"Your teeth are parted like Moses parted the sea" is an insult i use all the time

Frantically makes the villain have a tooth gap Grazie!

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Are there any insults that reference that Bible? Because if so, you can bet that I will be using them.

I got your back, here are some insults straight from the Bible itself, some better than others

"You son of a perverse and rebellious woman!" -1 Samuel 20:30.

"Your hair is like a flock of goats." -Song of Solomon 4:1. (This is actually supposed to be a compliment)

"You blind fools!" -Matthew 23:17.

"I wish they would go the whole way and emasculate themselves." -Galatians 5:12.

“My little finger is thicker than my father’s loins” -1 Kings 12:10. (According to my sources, in the original text, the little finger/loins were actually referring to male genitalia…)

"You brood of vipers!" -Matthew 3:7.

"Your god is your stomach." -Philippians 3:19

"Your ego is the size of Eglon." -Judges 3:17. (Not an exact quote, just edited for insult purposes)

"You're full of new wine." -Acts 2:13.

"The driving is like that of Jehu son of Nimshi. He drives like a maniac." -2 Kings 9:20.

"Get behind me, Satan!" -Mark 8:33.

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@NutEllaDraws-The-Ultimately-Superior oH MY- THANK YOU! I really appreciate this! (I will be using all of these)

@jantz

Are there any insults that reference that Bibe? Because if so, you can bet that I will be using them.

there's not really anything specific
probably because the bible doesn't want you to call names
but you could call a group of bad people "sinners" or call someone "blasphemous" i guess

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There's an Irish curse that goes "I hope the devil uses your spine as a ladder to pick apples in Hell."

I love that. I love that so much. Thank you lol

@Unusual

Hi, pastor's kid here! If you ever decide to touch on the Full Gospel Evangelist scene (Kenneth Copeland, Jesse Duplantis, Creflo Dollar, etc.), few things to know:

  • Literally everything can be related back to God's blessings (and I do mean everything, from how well you slept last night, to how work went)
  • There is no one that needs to be conferred with in order to talk to God, so to speak. The idea is that God is an open door and you can step on in and discuss anything with him at any time.
  • Church sessions can get excitable. This includes, but is not limited to: jumping up and down screaming, running around the auditorium a few times, speaking in tongues, lot's of hallelujahs and amens. In short, doesn't matter if you consider yourself Christian or not, you won't be bored.

If you wanna know more, lemme know.

@Torpion language

It would really depend on what church we're talking about- There are many different Christian religions, so you would have to specify which religion your character is. For example, Catholics and Mormons are both Christian religions, but they're two different religions with different styles of worship.

@Jay-Marae-is-in-an-emotional-maze

I’m non-denomination

Same, mostly because I don't know anything about Christianity other than my faith.
(A good book is The Choosing by Rachelle Dekker, which has two books after it. She also has another book which I am reading now that is by itself. I really love her messages and they've really helped me even though they don't exactly imply Christianity.)

Though I do know the tiniest bit about Catholicism as my Aunt's family is Catholic.