"But you are author, you control the cannon"
Heres a fun game! Even though you control the cannon, what are your headcanons about your characters? Here, I'll go first!
- Kira and Lance are avid fans of urban exploration, however, they haven't been since a druggy threatened them with a knife inside an abandoned Kmart.
- I love the idea that Kevin has glasses and Nathan finds out and at one point is like "WHY ARE YOU GLARING AT ME?" and Kevin would be like "BECAUSE I CAN'T SEE SHIT"
- The volleyball club has a fun game of dodgeball but they forget they're not supposed to touch the ball and for the lOVE OF GOD STOP RECEIVING THE BALL-
- Asbjorn isn't allowed to use the bathroom without a Bathroom Buddy™ anymore because of an incident involving half a toilet roll, Davids cat and a mop set.
- Part of the reason Alfie is so abrasive is that Robin never reacts to anything. He's spent 6 years making himself more and more ridiculous to get a goddamn reaction, he doesn’t even remember who he was before Robin-
(I know I have the material and daydreams to do this but my brain can't summon my list of headcanons at the moment; following for when I remember them later XDD)
(Okayyyy I found some! Word dump incoming ^^; )
- Mia went through several rocky relationships before she met Tide, mostly with other girls. One girl was very nice, but couldn't handle the nomadic lifestyle that Mia loved so much, while another was involved with a bad crowd and cheated on her, then there was the girl who seemed fine with the fact that Mia wasn't human, but then tried to use her to get rich and famous, and then there was the guy she almost got serious with who ended up being too much of a clingy, emotionally-draining crybaby to handle.
All this mainly counts as headcanon because I probably won't get around to mentioning it in the actual story, sadly.
- Jackal, my huge dangerous bandit warlord, is secretly a soft sad bean. He's lactose intolerant, has really bad seasonal allergies, is distinctly nearsighted, and has nightmares almost constantly. He has no idea that many of his problems could be easily remedied (or even that they're not normal) because he lives in a dystopia where nobody's educated on anything and good food/medicine's almost impossible to find anyway. Also he's ace and gets really uncomfortable when people flirt with him but doesn't understand why. I want to give him hugs T.T
- I have a romance story written in first-person perspective, and so as a result, we only get to see the relationship from one angle. I have tons of headcanons about the other guy and what he thinks of the MC, and how he's always talking about him to his friends until they get super annoyed, and how he runs away and cries after they fight, and how he's always lowkey showing off when they're together, but MC takes forever to notice because he's an oblivious idiot xD
- My villain!! Omg I almost forgot this guy. He's basically the god of mischief/time/curiosity/theater/etc. and he's always leading like six different fake lives on earth as different personas, and he has a wonderful sense of humor and loves just messing around with humanity and watching what happens, and has graciously decided to accept the role of "bad guy" for a few lifetimes because otherwise all these bright young heroes would be wasted, wouldn't they? Long story short, I have so many ideas for shenanigans and inside jokes and stuff that I'll never be able to share in the story because they're so random. Here's a few:
-He loves seeming all dignified and elegant and refined, however he also radiates chaotic energy around his minions. Wearing bunny slippers in the office, playing dorky disco music on the speakers when they don't have guests over, spotting his own aliases in the news and complimenting their outfits, stopping every clock in the world for exactly one second just to see if anyone will notice, laughing at meme compilations and old British comedies until tea squirts out his nose, I could go on
-He has a grand piano in one of the rooms of his HQ, every once in a while he wanders over when he thinks someone might be watching he's alone and gazes at the keys seriously, then tries to actually play something and messes up horribly, laughing at himself
-One of his personas runs an investment company and they were about to go bankrupt, but he wasn't done with that particular game so he just,,,, conjured more money and put it in their savings and made his co-owner promise not to tell.
-On a similar vein, his co-owner once criticized him for being too charitable with their funds, and so he took a dollar bill, turned it into a hundred-dollar bill, and told the co-owner to go give it to the street magician outside their office.
-He is the street magician. He's terrible at magic and most people ignore him.
-He loves giving his human forms real physical limitations, for example most of them are pretty out-of-shape and can barely run two blocks without gracefully collapsing.
-One time he decided to start a new life as an amnesiac with no magic powers who'd fallen from the sky into a snowy park, however he miscalculated the drop and broke all his bones instantly, sending him back to the respawn area. His minions had never heard him wheeze with that much laughter before.
-Basically his biggest fear is boredom, he'll even put artificial rules on his godly powers just to make things more interesting and challenging, everything he does is for the lolz, he's literally just an all-powerful author who gets to rp as his own characters X'DDD
•Cody has an unhealthy obsession with sprite.(Kevin has tried to get him to stop drinking it but, the outcome is never pretty, so he stopped.)
•Kevin once dated a drag queen named ‘Orange’ but broke yo with her because he figured out they were married to someone else.
• When you first meet him, you might think Akecheta is just a hard headed, dumb, jock who likes to fight but, in reality, he learning disabilities that he’d rather not talk about because he’s ashamed of them.
• Brooke is actually an okay singer and sometimes writes little ditties/songs in her free time.
• Cal likes to un-ironically dance to indie music after getting out of the shower and songs off key to every song.
• June took karate when she was younger and has a black belt that no one knows about.( it was a pretty scummy karate place tho, so she only says she knows the basics of karate.)
Oh I can't believe I forgot
- Steve can down 50 beers before getting tipsy
- Buck can down 43 before getting tipsy
- Blythe can down 30 before getting tipsy but if she has more than 35 she will start to get drunk
-Addison can understand basically any foreign accent and she doesn't even know how.
-Hayden is a hugger and even people who hate hugs will be totally fine when she wants to give them one but pretend they hate it. This is specifically Asher who hates hugs but will even offer Hayden a hug.
-Addison will spew out random facts and it gets to the point where people joke about being able to win game shows if they sat in a room with her for 30 minutes.
-Alyssa has only ever yelled at her sister once: Addison intentionally put too much salt in a cookie as a prank and Alyssa would have thought it was a mistake if Addy didn't start cracking up immediately. Alyssa then lectured Addy about pranks for a full 10 minutes, and it only comes up when Addy wants to show how much of a cinnamon roll her sister is.
-Hayden is secretly an incredible baker and surprises her friends with a homemade cake on their birthdays. She pretends not to know who made the cake but everyone knows it's her because she's a terrible liar.
-Asher once knocked over his neighbor's mailbox with his powers and nobody ever knew it was him, but he did anonymously leave money to his neighbor to replace it.
-Everlind is trying to learn Megalovania on the violin only so she can prove to her friends she knows memes (which she doesn't, when they dared her to learn it she had no clue what they were talking about). To be fair though, the others only know the super well known memes.
-Everlind has also been rick-rolled many times, pretty much always by Asher. She falls for it every time.
-They are all super mature and hardworking but also act like total children half the time, which makes sense because they are children.
- Nich's last name is just another lie from his father and he knows it, making comments about it on more than one occasion. I like to think that his actual surname is something super basic and run-of-the-mill; even if he learned his actual surname he wouldn't change it.
- Jackson was involved in a lot of (failed) musical/theatrical endeavors in high school and college, including singing/playing guitar in short-lived band that only performed covers, a group of friends that drunkenly performed Shakespeare monologues, and a few 80s movie parody musicals
- After Kate calls out his abuse, Peter's tires are "mysteriously" slashed. It was Kristi and Morgan in a rare team-up.
- A Chorus Line was the musical that got Jackson into theatre
- Addie has no interest in getting any sort of mechanical replacement for her missing eye, she's content with just an eye patch
- Out of all of Oleander's "wives", he's only ever married three of them (Poplar, who never even moved in with him as it was solely a political marriage; Esther, who was his first love; and Lavinia, who he forced into marriage)
- Beckett's favorite book is Franny and Zooey by J.D. Salinger
I've probably got more but that's all for now
Since Showtime can slightly alter his appearance and can hide hide his wings (with difficulty), he has several actor/model/singer personas that are all very famous. Because of his memory problems he often forgets about them and is always super confused to see himself on tv
He also has is famous as Showtime and has a very active fanbase. He does always step in when things start getting pg13 and beyond
He also edits his own wiki articles