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Started April 24, 2020 by @saor_illust school

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Azami pouted at the screen, her brows furrowed. Who was this person out there who has no clue about Devil Fruits?

I'm serious, what's there not to believe?

Elara had been watching the chat in silence, finding it intriguing that a "human-human" fruit existed, and could somehow give animals the ability to speak and talk like normal humans.

i dont know, maybe the fact that that kinda thing doesnt exist in the first place over here???
literally its been proven with science that animals are incapable of speaking the human language, due to the way their voice boxes are made

Stars and suns, they were doing it again. Talking crazy expecting people to believe them. Or maybe it was some Fey madness , magic and mess. The Fey were pretty insane anyway.

He's a Fey then right? The reindeer man. A shapeshifter or something?

…fey? yall have magical creatures where you live? pff- i live in such a boring town in such a boring world compared to yours, theres really nothing exciting about where i live, unless youve been brought up here your entire life, and even then its not very often

Not a fey, a Devil Fruit eater.
I'm one, too.
So are my brothers, and our ship's musician, and our archaeologist
What even is a fey?

…what on earth is this 'devil fruit eater' you speak of??

whaddaya mean?
You eat a Devil Fruit and get a power
How have you not heard of them?

because i live on earth? where everything is normal? and people don't have magical powers? and animals can't talk?

?????

I'll vouch for that, I live on earth too and there is no magic, no fey, no "devil fruit", no nothing.

Well they didn't believe in Fey then. That was understandable, he hadn't believed in them either until he met Christi.

Fey are all jerks, with magic. So no one can do anything about it. It's probably a good thing you don't have Fey, they're not that fun to be around.

Jerks with magic
Sounds like the Marines

Alright then so Marines=Fey what else is new?

He was so confused with this chat. What the heck were marines?

Good question
Dunno, actually

Azami hummed a tune to herself, racking her brain.

Oh yeah
I got shot, forgot about that for a second

Half asleep, Ben opened up his computer to a slew of notifications that seemed endless. "Holy fuck," he muttered, and took a sip of flat Coke from a Burger King cup sitting on his desk. How long had he been gone from the chat? A couple of weeks?

jesus christ yall. what the hell did i miss?

Azami's laptop chimed with a notification, and she rolled over in bed, wincing and clutching her side as she did so.

Not much
I don't think

The little ding scared him, he almost fell on the floor. He wasn't always this sensitive was he? Maybe the volume was turned up.

You got shot and then forgot about it? Are you sure you didn't hit your head too? Because that's something you don't just forget about.

It's fine
It's not like it's the first time or anythin
And I've had way worse, anyway

Still is your healer giving you high amounts of calming medicine? You know that stuff messes with your mind right? Its dangerous except in small doses.

Calming medicine? Never used it
I'm not high, I can promise that

Well if you say your okay…… but really, you got shot and you're not taking any medicine?

Zephyr shook his head and went to find something else to do, forgot about getting shot. He wished he could do that.

Taking a little bit of medicine, just so it doesn't get infected
Our ship's doctor works wonders

Well that's good then I guess. Keep us updated and try not to die.

I won't die, don't worry
I can't die yet
Not 'til my brother becomes King of the Pirates