forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Mahyr’kie: showing glistening teeth. no, but you could be missing out on a bloodthirsty, loyal, and fear striking beast. A genuine Aquí’arióton. he cocks his head. or, you could just keep this pathetic, drunkard human.

Kek: Blood, ooh, blood is fun. Bloody nightmares are tasty.
Kek: Wait Addic's not pathetic he's my friend! And Corrin's. I can summon Corrin if you want. Ggggggr, tis tiny gecko brain goes off-topic so easily!

Addic: hey!

Demi: to addic shut up! to Mahyr’kie You… want me to trade Addic for you?

Mahyr’kie: scowls at Addic. “Just go along with it” why, yes. Of course.

Demi: Let me ask you a question. Would you trade your son for a monster? Even if that son was a basterd?

Addic: please don't call me a basterd. you know I don't like that word.

Kek: to Demi What are you? Can I shuffle your thoughts? Can you un-Kekofy me so I can actually hug people? monocle falls out
Kek: puts it back in hurriedly

Demi: What? No you can't shuffle my thoughts.

Mahyr’kie: shrugs yeah probab- wait, are you calling me a monster? glares, yellow eyes stuck on Demi, slimming into slits.

Demi: looks at Mahyr’kie desisted yes I'm calling you a monster. Why would you trade your son?

Mahyr’kie: a deep throaty growl comes from his chest. He glances at Kek. turn me back. he smiles at Demi. I’m not too fond of children. And if my son is a bastard, he would need to learn a lesson.

Addic: ok… let me do an introduction before somebody kills someone. looks to Demi for permission

Demi: fine.

Addic: Mahyr’kie, Kek, this is Demi: The head of the royal guard, and my girlfriend. Demi, This is kek, who is currently a gecko, or a kecko. And this is Mahyr’kie… that is pretty much all I know.

Demi: and do they know who you are?

Mahyr’kie: sneers. Your… girl-friend? he retracts his claws, sniffing the air a bit. strange…

Addic: Yes, my girlfriend. and maybe… have I told you who I am? maybe when I was drunk?

Kek: to Mahyr’kie I would definitely turn you back, but Kardashev geckofied you. Not me. I can give you back your natural form for about ten minutes, but then it'll wear off.
Kek: to Demi Aw, Disneyland. But it' be fun!

Demi: what will be fun. Do you know who this man is motions to Addic

Mahyr’kie: some ugly human guy? sighs it’s alright Kek. I would appreciate that so this human girl can see my true form

Kek: Nyeh… Kinda? Corrin knows who he is. I can summon Corrin.
Kek: Also, shuffling your thoughts would be fun. Much fun. I'd maybe accidentally see your worst fears - which is kinda the point, by the way - and you'd suddenly think of it and be all scared and it'd be funneeeeE.
Kek: Well I can give you your true form for ten minutes d'you want me to?

Addic: again, Hey!

Demi: This man is the son of a king, a prince! A bastard to the king, but a prince none the less.

Addic: Hey, what's happened sense I've been gone?

Demi: you've been condemned to die.

Mahyr’kie: scoffs. you? A prince? I doubt that. And yes, thank you Kek. Ten minutes is all I need

Addic: please don't call me a prince. I abdicated remember?

Demi: ya, and now you've been condemned to die.

Kardashev: I left for, like, 20 minutes and Addic's a prince now?

Addic: NO! I left that life. I'm just Addic now.

Kek: Okay then! dumps more moondust and traces symbols that nobody but him can read
Kek: dumps water on top
Kek: covers his hand in the stuff, traces something else and puts his hand on Mahyr’kie’s shoulder
Kek: There. You’re welcome.

Mahyr’kie: smiles, flexing his claws, grinning with sharp teeth. thank you, seeetheart. And no. He is not a prince. I am though. haughty smile