forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Kek: It was. But look! I have a monocle now!

Mahyr’kie: practically dying

Addic: I went a monocle!!

On’nyosh: Snorts. I am content with my coat and beloved hat.

Addic: maybe your hat needs a monocle.

unknown female: of in the distance screaming ADDIC!

Addic: crap… Quick, some one turn me back!

Kardashev: Quickly transforms Addic again

Mahyr'kie: who warrants the changing of this adorable creature??

Addic: thank you. hides behind table

Lady: closer but still far away ADDIC! WHERE ARE YOU?!?

On’nyosh: Watching silently, still lounging on his back.

Lady: walks up to On'nyosh yelling WHERE IS ADDIC?!?

Mahyr'kie: bites the lady grrrr

Lady: turns to him DO THAT AGAIN AND I WILL STAB YOU!

Mahyr'kie: try it!! monch

Lady: grabs him by the neck and slams his head down on the table but frees him when she sees Addic

Addic: in a tiny voice . hi Demi.

Mayhr'kie: 's concentrator starts leaking, (bcos hes like a fish dude and somethings wrong with him so he needs to get water through hills gills) anyways, and he slumps to the ground with a black eye ohhhhhh….

Addic: ignoring Mayhr'kie I can explain…

Demi: grabs Addic and stairs at him fuming Well?

Addic: shrinking What is it that I need to explain exactly?

Kek: Oooh, hello, new person. I'm Kek. Thank you for ceasing my hunger. I don't think I like you.

Mahyr’kie: a wounded gecko on the ground shithead, asshole, more expletives

Kek: GAH WAIT WHAT DO YOU NEED WATER I CAN SUMMON WATER ARE YOU DYING

Mahyr’kie: just some duct tape… and yeah. Perhaps that may help as well. mumbling more expletives

Kek: dumps out satchel of moondust and traces a circle while muttering Voila! Duct tape! Here ya go.

Demi: ignoring kek What do you need to explain? she said in a scary calm voice Explain where you have been for the last three months. Explain why you disappeared in the first place. Explain why you thought that you could just leave. You are a king's man. You know what that means don't you? It means that the king owns you!

Kek: Ooooh, angry! That's yummy.
Kek: Also he's been a gecko along with us it was fun

Mahyr’kie: mumbling, fixing his concentrator. Thanks. I appreciate it. he says, deadpan, then strides up to Demi. what king? I happen to be part of an incredibly wealthy kingdom. We may be able to trade servants he says slyly, clicking his tongue

Demi: to Mahyrkie still holding Addic You can't trade what was done in blood.