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Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Pandora: fiddles with her gun and talks to seemingly nothing, looking very exasperated with the air

(Hey look it’s the demon she summoned that no one else can see,, also hi)

Ōn’nyosh: Looks at Pandora in drunken confusion. The fuck you looking at?

Pandora: looks at Ōn’nyosh, distracted huh?- oh. It’s nothing. mutters to the “air” now shut the fuck up, will you? There are other people here… I don’t need them knowing about you.

Ōn’nyosh: Stares, then his eyes start to droop. He then abruptly blinks and opens his eyes fully. Hm? Who the fuck you talking to then?

Pandora: rubs the bridge of her nose, growling a bit No one. It is none of your concern.

(Not me forgetting that this woman doesn’t use contractions)

(I do that all the time with the several of my characters, lmao!)

Ōn’nyosh: Blinks, then giggles. Why? Is it a ‘secret’? He giggles some more, then bursts into laughter. He was clearly too drunk to tell that Pandora was getting irritated.

Pandora: glares at Ōn’nyosh with the fury of a thousand suns do not test me.

Ōn’nyosh: Blinks in confusion, completely unfazed by the glare. What? Why would I test you? I’m not even lecturing you on anything. Snorts.

Pandora: rolls her eyes shut the fuck up…

Ōn’nyosh: Giggles. No. You don’t tell me what I can or can’t do, you… What the fuck are you? I can’t tell right now. You’re so… blurry. Laughs.

(Oof)

Pandora: grips her gun tighter, gritting her teeth I am someone you do not want to anger.

(Oh, he’s thoroughly drunk right now, lmao! He probably doesn’t even realize that he’s talking to Pandora, and he won’t remember anything once he sobers up, lmao!)
(Also, I’m just being goofy right now, lol)

Ōn’nyosh: Blinks again. Wh… why must you be so serious? Loosen up, will ya? Besides… I don’t even know what the fuck’s going on right now. Shouldn’t I have passed out by now? I don’t know. Sticks his forked tongue out without realizing it, and it just dangles.

(Lmaooo—)

Pandora: takes a deep breath, mumbling to herself dear gods… shakes her head if you would like to be unconscious, I can knock you out right now.

Ōn’nyosh: Waves his hand at Pandora, then sucks his tongue back into his mouth. No, no, no. I don’t need that. I’ve just got to… wait? Drink? I don’t know. What planet am I on? Looks around, then falls over. He bursts into laughter afterward, rolling onto his back and lounging there. This is nice. Very roomy. You want to join? Glances at Pandora.

Pandora: rolls her eyes again urgh… will you— she suddenly swats at the air behind her —go away? I do not want to deal with you.

Ōn’nyosh: Watches Pandora, then chuckles and swats at the air above him. This is fun. What game is this?

Pandora: raises her voice slightly, glaring at Ōn’nyosh it is not a game, reptile.

Ōn’nyosh: Just stares. Then, what game do you play?

Pandora: Do you think this is a fucking joke? tilts her gun subtly towards Ōn’nyosh, her finger hovering over the trigger Well, you are sadly mistaken. her voice is slightly shaky, and she looks very unstable

(This is such an overreaction but it’s literally in-character for her 💀)

(Lol. But, Drunk Ōn’nyosh is oblivious, lmao!)

Ōn’nyosh: Stares absently. What? Is just utterly confused.

Pandora: stares silently you absolute idiot.

Ōn’nyosh: That is Mr. Dumbass to you, thank you very much. Bursts into laughter.