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Started November 20, 2021 by Deleted user

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Val: Appears from Ítäki That would be my fault.
Ítäki: Laughs Fair enough, to all of this. Hisses when Lynn appears A god? I should be the oldest entity here, save Old Nori and Sophia.

Auretta: rubs her eyes Mm…

Luna: That’s fair. shrugs

Nori: glares again, then closes his eyes.

Lynn: spins around. who, me? Naw bae I ain’t a god. I’m a miserable sleep deprived high schooler that should be doing homework

Nori: and your mom

Lynn: snickers. good one. I always knew you were the favorite

Val: Chuckles Or, even better, Lukas or me.
Ítäki: Chokes on laughter What… the fuck…?

Nori: shakes his head. naw don’t do Luke. He ain’t into that. You could do Val though

Lynn: mmm whatcha say?

Val: Doubled over with laughter now I said you could do me instead!
Ítäki: Continues trying to breath

Auretta: laughs Oh my gosh-

Nori: laughs hysterically, holding onto Auretta.

Lynn: snickers. I mean, If you say so…

Val: Grins, then sashays over to Lynn, giving him a cat's grin. She whispers into his ear, "You'd have to pay a lot, though."

Lynn: swishes their red hair. “how much we talkin, shawty bae?”

Nori: WHAT is HAPPENING

Val: Grins. "$25 for the full deal."

(I love how I’m a chick in the other rp and a dude in this one. sighs the joys of being fluid…)

Lynn: rubs his hands together. oh? Say less.

Nori: NOPE. NO. NOT HAPPENING. NOPE

Auretta: laughs a bit more as she gently shuts her eyes

(Also, yeah, lmao!)

Val: Snorts, runs her hands down her body. For all this? Nah, nothing less than $25 for the full deal. Although, for $10, I could do just hands.
Ítäki: Is dying

Lynn: raises an eyebrow, smirking. mm… I wonder what I could get for more…

Nori: PLEASE STOP TALKING!!

Auretta: realizes what exactly they’re talking about Oh. OH GOD. eyes widen

Val: Snaps and blocks Auretta's ears. She grins. $30 dollars gets you a girlfriend, $50 a wife.
Ítäki: In the same boat as Nori

Nori: turning to Auretta. YES OH GOD!! THIS IS ILLEGAL!!!

Lynn: licks his lips. glad I started saving, then.

Auretta: covers her ears, crying internally Why-

Val: Turns to Nori. Actually, it's perfectly legal.
Ítäki: Please, for the love of all that is holy, do not.

Nori: NO!! THIS IS CALLED PROSTI-

Lynn: shhh! Fine! I’ll go! Cheez its… waves back at Val. see ya later, babygirl

Auretta: confused bean noises WHYYYYYY-

(Is- is this just going to happen every time you join as yourself, Lynn?)

Val: Grins Offer still stands, though. Gives Lynn a kiss, then steps back See ya!
Ítäki: Scowling, she sits down. Thank the gods, that's over…

(I don’t know why it does…)

Lynn: winks and disappears

Nori: it’s okay Auretta. Thank all that’s good and holy…

Auretta: uncovers her ears Noriiiiiiii- I think I’m scarred-