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Started November 20, 2021 by Deleted user

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The Oracle: sighs, putting two of their hands on their head, Aw man! Why doesn't he like me. It makes me kind of frustrated at the fact that that imbecile doesnt respe- coughs It makes me sad that he's scared of me!

Tessa: Laughs at the Oracles form You think that's horrifying? Try this. Turns into a literal Great Old One

The Oracle: oh, beat this!! cracks its body apart, splitting flesh and bone, creating a creature of meat and bone and teeth and eyes and horns
Nori: WHAT THE HELL

Tessa: Laughs Oh, that's delicious! Turns into a shadow version of the Oracle

Kek: Y'all keep doing this it tastes good

The Oracle: fleshy laughter
Nori and Lukas: screaming and crying and hugging

Kek: Wait they're crying that's not good nevermind-

Tessa: Sighs, turns back to normal, encases the Oracle in a temporary indestructible shell of Void energy Sorry, Nori and Lukas. Actually gives them a hug instead of using her shadows

The Oracle: shifts back down, making some unpleasant noises Okay! strides over to Kek, say… you're nightmarish!! Beautiful…
Nori and Lukas: hyperventilating

Kek: In another reality I'm a Keko.

Tessa: Motions for Kek to be quiet for a moment, tries to calm Nori and Lukas down. Finally, she drags Wren back
Wren: Sighs, then sees Nori and Lukas, then goes over to them to hug them Shhhhhhhh… it's all fine, guys… it's going to be okay… glares at Tessa and the Oracle

The Oracle: closing its human eyes, keeping the odd looking middle one open, oh, oh hilarious! How cute…
Nori: thank you, Tessa. See, thats a normal hug.
Lukas: do you understand what we just witnessed…

Tessa: Eldritch horrors.
Wren: People being absolutely mean and rude.

The Oracle: now walking toward Nori and Lukas, aw I'm so very sorry. L-l-listen, it-it controls me. I didn't want to do it! It made me do it! Please help m- whoops! sorry about that! holds out two different hands for them to shake
Nori and Lukas: back away

Addic: sitting on the floor drinking Spirytus Vodka And - hick - fleshy laughter.

The Oracle: that's okay! I know I'm a bit intimidating, and Addic! Yes, isn't that so funny?!

Addic: takes another swig sure.

The Oracle: laughs I like you, Addic! I'll make sure you die in a less horrific way than you were predestined to!

Dūrus: Sighs He isn't meant to die gruesomly, you know! I am Fate and Death itself! I control that shit!

Addic: you and like twelve others.

The Oracle: chuckles
Nori: …so, what the hell are you?

Kek: I would also like to know

The Oracle: I literally just… sighs, laughing. A laugh sigh nevermind that! I’m your new pal!! grins wickedly

Kek: shrugs Okay, cool!
Kek: Wait if Dūrus is here then am I a Keko here too?

Addic: Yes! Yes you are! you are now a Keko forever.