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"never mind, it's expired."

Nyx snorted and rolled her eyes.
"What's red and bad for your teeth?" she countered.

"A brick."

Nyx scowled. "What's black and yellow, and if it fell out of a tree, it could kill you?"

"What?"

"Don't you want to guess?"

"A beehive?"

"A parking lot," Nyx said, completely deadpan.

He chuckled.
"What's brown and sticky?"

"A stick." That had been one of Seven's favourites.

"What do you get from a pampered cow?"

"I've no idea."

"Spoiled milk!"

Nyx rolled her eyes. "Oh, very clever. Why did Sally fall down the stairs?"

"Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock."

"Who's there? Not Sally. No, the real answer is because she got hit by a washing machine."

"Geeezzz!" He visibly cringed

Nyx smiled triumphantly. "I have more."
_{(Kudos to my brother for teaching me these jokes)}

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

"To get to the other side. What's red and green and goes through walls?"

"No., it's to get to the idiot's house. Knock Knock."

"You didn't answer my question."

"what?"

Nyx smirked, teal eyes glimmering dangerously. "A frog, if you throw it hard enough."