Cass: There's no such thing as a good human. For instance, I'm technically good, sure, but I'm a vampire. A Daylighter, yes, but still a vampire. Although, Asuka literally melded with an archangel and gained the powers of a god from a god, so she doesn't count as human. Not that she would anyways, as an elf, but still. Actually, I'm part elf and faerie as well as human, so I'm not truly human. And hello George, whoever and wherever you are!
Asuka: I'm so lost right now…
Corrin: Yes, hello. I have no opinion on life, as I am actually neither alive nor dead. I do have something worth talking about: why do we not take Lyssa with a grain of pepper? or a train of salt? or pepper? or a train of potatoes? YES LETS SEND THIS RANDO PERSON ON A POTATO TRAIN!!!
Raef: Please no. Hey. I'm Raef. I have a small obsession with soup and I have a pet raccoon named George. I live IN DA WOODS. I can knock you out in approx. 4.9 seconds. WHO LIKES SOUP? LIKE SOUP OR DIE!
Abi: Hi, I'm Abi. I have no opinion on those two. One is my half-brother, the other is my best friend's stepbrother.
Knox: HI HO THE DERRY-O…. HI! I'm Knox. I can occasionally muster a seizue and see the future while having said seizure. I eat eggs.
(All): …
Corrin: yeah, okay, bye.
Corrin: #SENDLYSSAONAPOTATOTRAIN
Mal: le wut
Tessa (A.K.A. Voidstalker) has joined the chat
Cass: Who da frick is Lyssa???
Asuka: Exactly what I'm wondering.
Tessa: I'm being forced to do this. Don't talk to me, unless you want your heart stopped by a solid shadow.
Cass and Asuka: …
Tessa: Just kidding about the heart stopping. I literally can't kill. But please don't talk to me. I don't like people.
Addic: hey y’all, welcome. CULT OF SOUP I LOVE IT!!!! I’ll get the potatoes. Cass, it’s called the internet/16Gs but also kind of magic cus no one knows how it works. Love you Qili, good job.
Jack: Addic, are you drunk?
Addic: Of course I’m drunk. Have you ever known me to be sober?
Corrin: Re:Cass, Lyssa was an unpleasant human who met her demise (probably?) earlier in this chat. Page 7 of the chat.
Raef: Whyyyyyyyyyyyy? Of all the things you could have said, about soup or George or food or life or WHATEVER you chose to be a sadistic human. those are pretty common, sadly…
Corrin: HOW DARE YOU I AM A LEGACY OF A DEATHBORN YOU WILL BE SMITED FOR THAT! YOU AND GEORGE! I AM NOT A COMMON ANYTHING, LEAST OF ALL A LOWLY STINKIN MORTAL LIKE YOU!
KNox: lifts eyebrow
Corrin:
Raef:
Knox:
Knox: What?
Knox: lifts other eyebrow
Knox: lowers eyebrows
Knox: eats burger
Knox: Goodbye my dudes
Knox: flat-out leaves
Corrin:
Raef:
Corrin:
Raef:
Corrin: wut
Raef: wut indeed
Addic: …um
Knox: um indeed
Knox: I LIVE, MORTALS! I LIVE!
(All): …
Knox:
Corrin: um indeed
Addic: where you not alive allredy?
Jack: I am so lost. You are all crazy.
Jack left the chat
Addic: a little while ago, there was this thing about planets. Where are y’all from? Tell me about your home.
Cass: Idk where exactly I'm from. All I know is that I'm from the Kingdom of Ethrin.
Tessa: And I'm from an AU Earth… I'm being forced into talking. sighs Whatever.
Ashene: And I'm from somewhere. Idk where, I warped into the active caldera of a supervolcano somewhere just a little bit after I was hatched. By the way, I'm an Elder Dragon.
Addic: Tessa, we love you, thank you for communicating.
Addic: is Tessa a teenager?
Cass: Nope, she's 21 and completely the same as she was as a teen. Basically, snarky, antisocial, actually very kind and caring, and just generally your usual shy, kind person with a little spice added. Also, she's called Voidstalker because she has the powers to control shadows/darkness, like, turn them solid, move through one and into another, speak through them and just generally do the things that she's known for as a "villainess".
Addic: oh. ok. are you something special?
raef: hey hey hey hey hey! Hey! why did you continue without me? I thought that once i went offline, y'know, this whole thing would just… stop.
raef:
abi, knox and corrin in synch: shockerrrrrrrrr
Addic: (sarcastic gasp) Proof that we are not just figure of your imagination! wooo
raef: i'm not sure whether to boo or be like "yay!"
raef: BOO! YAY!
corrin: does a facepalm
corrin: excuse raef. life spent inhaling soup does that to a person
raef: gasps
raef: PLEASE SAY YOU DID NOT JUST INSULT MY SOUP CULT
Addic: Corrin YOU MONSTER!!
(ok that made me laugh)
(my brother who is reading over my shoulder snorted)
(can't blame him I snorted. IN CLASS)
(oh no, how many looks did you get)
(seven. plus the teacher. but we're in lunch so it's not THAT bad…)