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Started February 10, 2021 by @squiddicus language

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Addic: Order, order in the court! Cass, you have stated you case, ladies, please do not tell lies in here nonexistent court. We all now y’all are anything but innocent.

Oni: Lol, this guy.

Addic: (bows) I try my best.

Cass: Not nearly long enough actually. Grins at Oni
Tessa and Ashene: They gonna get their flirt on now.
Cass: And I'd like to see you try and stake me, you arrogant ˆˆˆˆ.

Oni: Well, I’m here Cass, all day, everyday! Lol, Tessa and Ashene, I won’t deny I’m a whore, and I just can’t resist Cass here.

Luci: By the skies, what madness is this?

Malcolm: Come here and witness the power of my stake-shooting gatling gun!

Oni: Ooh, I don’t know what a gatling gun is, but the fact it shoots stakes… wink wink.

Malcolm: …

Luci: Well…

Cass: I know you can't. I'm just so irresistable!

Tessa and Ashene have left the chat

Cass: Oh come on, you two! You can't take the heat? Anyways. I only know of gatling guns through some… unreliable sources. They are basically non-magical weapons from an advanced age, built to fire anything that can withstand the force. They shoot fast, but not as fast as I can run!

Malcolm: Cass, did you seriously miss the perverted joke that snake-skinned ***hole said?

Luci: Likely not, they are both vampires. One literal, the other metaphorical. They feed off of each other.

Oni: Um… I don’t know how to reply to that. There’s several ways that can be taken.

Luci: Shut it!

Oni: Only if Cass makes me.

Luci: By the skies, the realm has gone truly mad!

Oni: I know, it’s so fun!

Malcolm: Hmm… stake through the heart or kidnapping? Hard call.

Cass: Grins Well… kidnapping would be a fun thing to roleplay. The heart staking thing, not so much. The only staking I like… well, it has to do with a specific type of wood. And no, I didn't miss the joke. I am, after all, one of the few people that appreciates Oni's sense of humour.

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Ashene: Well… it seems like I rejoined at the worse time. Shouting to someone in the distance Don't come back yet! It's worse now!

Ashene has left the chat

Cass: Grinning I love making people feel awkward. It's so fun!

Oni: Oh dear, am I blushing, lmao? Honestly no, but I must say that I’m quite pleased by your words, dear Cass… maybe a little inspired too… but that’s a different story. Few truly appreciate my rather… obnoxious humor, lmao! And fewer share my love of making people feel awkward!

Malcolm: Well, I see what you mean now, Luci. The world has definitely gone mad.

Luci: Dare not agree with me. I would rather electrocute you than have you agree with me.

(Lol… everywhere Cass and Oni go, they seem to bring chaos with them. Also, Cass has her own weird ways of nicknaming people.)

Cass: Giggling Yes, you are. Your face is practically glowing right now! And the world has been mad, my fine scaly blue lizard! What did you expect from a world with me and Cherry Face over there in it? And I would love to see a fight between against Lost-a-Limb and Lives Under a Rock. That would be funny!

(Yeah, pretty much. And I see, lol)

Oni: Well, I’m not blushing out of embarrassment, I’ll say that. Lmao!

Luci: Am I ‘Lives Under a Rock’? Truly, you are not wrong. I live in a cavern.

Malcolm: Lost-a-Limb? I have all my limbs, thank you! The fact that half my body is blown to s**t is irrelevant.

Oni: Let me correct you, you have a false eye.

Malcolm: Irrelevant.

Cass: Rolling her eyes again Could you two be any more dense than you are? No, you don't have all of your limbs. And yes, scaly blue fire lizard, you are Lives Under a Rock. And the Angry Blue Dragon Dude. And the Scaly Blue Fire Lizard. If you give me some more time, I could probably come up with a few more. Like the Blue S**t Lizard. Do you want me to keep going? And as for you, Lost-a-Limb, I can't think of anything else right now. Give me a reason to, and I will think of more. And I see… hmmmm. Maybe I could help you not blush like that in the future, Oni?

Oni: Oh, there’s only one thing that’ll make me blush like this.

Luci: Jesters. How I hate them.

Malcolm: I hate lizards.

Luci: You have brought this upon yourself, Malcolm.

Luci has left the chat.

Malcolm: Well, time to arm myself with a nuke. I’m going to have a reptile-skin suit shortly.

Malcolm has left the chat.

Oni: Well, now it’s just the lovely jester here.

Cass: Not entirely, seeing as how we're in a public space, but still. And is that thing me, by any chance?

Oni: True. And yes, along with the rather… how to say this… perverted thoughts that accompany my thoughts of you.

Cass: Don't you worry, Oni. There are certain things that run through my head about about you a lot. Maybe… we should do something about that? Grinning, she moves close to Oni Let's go somewhere private, so as to not be disturbed.

Oni: Ooh. Gladly.

Oni has left the chat.

(I’m honestly not sure if I want to add more characters. I may, I may not, either way)

Cass has left the chat

(Same lol. Although, all three of my characters have been added. I'd have to make some new ones, and honestly, I'm too lazy to do that right now.)

Addic: wow…

raef, looking around : Hey, whoa, what?! Where'd the lizardy-snakey dudes go? What happened to the dude who liked my soup cult? WHERE IS EVERYONE?!
raef: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. they ARE figments of my imagination!
corrin: facepalms guys, come ON, don't let raef slip into soup-induced madness again!
raef: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, AGAIN?!

Addic: I sense a story here, oh oh, tell me tell me pleeeeeeeeaaaaaassssssseeeeeee

raef: NOPE, NO STORY, GO AWAY
corrin: I will ABSOBALLYLIUTELY TELL YOU!

(later i'm in class rn tho)

(That is ok.)

Addic: it’s ok Reaf, I will still be in your soup cult.

Ok Corrin, tell away.