forum Bread Cult (Pastries and other stuff like that welcome.)

Started February 01, 2022 by Deleted user

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Oracle: to Meep Wrong pocket. But you're not getting them back. They're in Taalanth now.
Devilish: grins Deviled eggs indeed!

Pastel: to Meep Oh… right.

Nyra: How did you not get that?

Meep: Sighs Sometimes I don't know what to do with you, Pastel…

Pastel: nervous laugh 😁

Nyra: to Meep Now you know how I feel.

Kat: Sometimes she can be a bit… much.

Meep: Grins at Nyra and Kat So can I! To Pastel Anyways, what part of the world do you want to eat first?

Devilish: pulling an entire sunflower, roots and all, out of her pocket Look what I found! points to a woodchuck clinging desperately to the roots
Oracle: Huh. Coulda sworn it'd be a groundhog this time.
Senator: How many animals do you eve HAVE?
Vanya: You don't want to know.
Devilish: to Pastel You can have this one, I don't need it anymore.
Radiant: ….Anymore?

Meep: Hastily grabs the woodchuck You okay, little dude? It squeaks and bobs its head yes. Good. Hands it to Pastel.

Pastel: to Devilish Thank you! to Meep Um, how about-

Nyra: The bread world, not the real one.

Pastel: to Nyra I know that! to Meep Anywhere's fine.

Devilish: to Meep and Pastel I have more of those, if you want them… they're not as fun as I thought they'd be.
Oracle: If she gives some to you, don't take the one with a black splotch of fur on its eye. That one has rabies.
Devilish: groans Why'd you have to tell them?

Kitt: to pastel can i hold the wodchuck?

Meep: Grins Good! Because I'd love to start with some cookie dough. The plains are normal, the meadows are ultimate chocolate.

Pastel: to Kitt Sure! hands woodchuck to her Be careful with him. to Meep The chocolate's all yours, pal.

Kat: Yeah, she's not a chocolate fan.

Devilish: hands Kitt a new woodchuck, this one clinging to the roots of a small oak sapling Have this one.
Girlboss: drops a cage full of assorted rodents on Devilish's head These were yours. Now. You don't just walk around a park kidnapping innocent rodents.
Gunslinger: DEfinitely not.
Devilish: grabs the cage These woodchuckythingamajiggies are all on sale for the price of free breathable oxygen that was bought next FRiday.
Oracle: Nope. Thursday. Friday it rains.
Trent: picks up a woodchuck, then turns to glare at Devilish WHat are you doing with Gilly?
Devilish: shrugs It's a woodchuck. I found it. Finders keepers. blows a raspberry at Trent

Meep: Shrugs The places are next to each other. They appear in the plains and meadows. Meep just starts chewing into the ground, which is as edible as everything else.

Pastel: Whoa… scoops up a handful of ground and eats it This is amazing!

Meep: Laughs and calls back: I know! There are sourdough oceans, too, if you're a fan of that.

Pastel: Awesome! Wait, are there animals here?

Meep: Shrugs Not that I know of.

Devilish: opens the cage and watches about six scores of various rodents run free There are now!
Oracle: That… was actually better than the other futu- to Gunslinger The one with rabies.
Gunslinger: Yup. calmly pulls out her gun and shoots it
Senator: YOU KILLED IT
Gunslinger: No, I didn't. Tiny tranquilizer dart. picks it up and shove siyt back in the cage
Brainiac: sitting and pulling up the ground to eat it, ignoring the others, because food is the smartest option

Pastel: eating ground

Nyra: hesitantly takes bite Hmm

Kat: looking around

Meep: To the world in general The only place where eating the ground is safe.

Kitt: pets the woodchuck like she is afraid of it Uhhh forgive me, but I don't like dirt with my bread. to meep Are you sure this is alringht?

Meep: Laughs Perfectly. Everything here is edible. Hell, if you can reach the stars they're edible.

Devilish, Trent, Radiant and Gunslinger: immediately start flying up, trying to get at the stars
Oracle: SOmeone will fall. In the next five minutes. On their arm.

Meep: Preemptively places memory foam on the ground in a 20-foot radius.