forum What would your characters do if someone told them that they were ugly?

Started July 05, 2023 by @BakingAMessUp group

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I feel like this would be an interesting way to think about how your characters view themselves

Savannah: im an acquired type, bitch flips them off
andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer): looks around who me?
Paris: um get your eyes checked
Sammy: umm, alright? I just wanted to get chips, not be harassed today
Jamie: tears up I know! cue Paris and Savannah beating the crap out of who ever called him ugly

Carlos: quietly you see it too? cue Lenna, Amarya, and Ashlynn ready to attack
Ashlynn: im your future self coming to warn you but never mind
Lenna: bippioty boppidity get off of my property
Amarya: …how did you break into my house you freak?

Charlie: laughing it off, but secretly dying inside "Hey, I've been told my face is exotic. I'll take it."

Romulus: waggling his eyebrows furiously "That's not what your mother was saying last night, and you know I'm not kidding cuz she's walking funny this morning."

Johnny: looking at the person quizzically "I'm aware, was there a point in telling me?"

Da'amiun: laughs "Oh c'mon, you know you like the blue fur." preening

Lucky: shrug "Everybody's got a flaw. I'm ugly, you're un crètin, it all balances out."

Ronnie: "Easier to blend into a crowd if you're not good looking. You and I would both have this talent."

Valiel: reads the person's mind and shapeshifts into the person or type they find most attractive "Who's ugly now…" slowly morphs and twists their fantasy into dark, hideous nightmare-fuel

These answers have me laughing so much

Curtis: "Ok." FR doesn't really care.

Buckee: "Hey, kids! Welcome to Buckee Beavers magical pizzeria!" Waves hand in their direction–but can't really do anything as they're literally bolted to the ground.

Asher: "I'm not a MIRROR!" Sprouts their wings and flies to their room at full speed–starts bawling their eyes out. (Mentality of a literal 7 year old.)

Maud: Looks you up and down. "You're living and sleeping in a run-down, dirty sanatorium. I may nurse you every time you get a boo-boo, but I only do it for that sweet paper check every Saturday. Get your priorities straight before speaking lowly about someone who could literally save your life one day." She leans over to get a good look at your pathetic face. "Or end it."

Drystan: "Sorry that you think that, anything else?" He looks down at you with a cheeky smile, his guards coming from behind you with guns in hand.

Gretchen: Eats you. (It is what it is ¯_(ツ)_/¯)

Lola: Looks around and points to themself. When you restate it, she frowns, letting out a little 'aww'. They then walk away.

Pneumonia: "POOR!!" Flexes their pets on you and then flies away on a giant, glowing Dalmatian. (Average Adopt Me player.)

Rhoten: "Original. Anything else?" Does not bother looking up from his book.

Azizi: "Art is in the eye of the beholder! I assume your parents thought the same when you were born?" Cheerfully, patting their shoulder.

Ezmira: Eye twitch before regaining composure. "Well darling, you were looking at your own reflection in my eyes! Are you always this bad at flirting?"

Kiira: Looms over you with the entirety of her 10ft of height "Care to challenge me in battle? We'll see who looks like what afterwards."

Ratty: "And?" He vaguely gestures to himself "You would be too if you lived in this dump. Now get out before I have you turned into something."

Robin: falters "O-oh. Okay." sad

Jimmy: "Right back atcha." grins

Amelia: "Rude!" wrinkles her nose in disgust

Jake: "Screw you."

Gideon: turns his face away, hiding his scars "I know." softly

Ariadne: "Well, I'm sorry you think that." does not sound sorry

Darian: laughs loudly for an extended period of time

Rune: stares blankly and says nothing

Theodore: smiles thinly "I wish."

Rhoten: "Original. Anything else?" Does not bother looking up from his book.

Azizi: "Art is in the eye of the beholder! I assume your parents thought the same when you were born?" Cheerfully, patting their shoulder.

Ezmira: Eye twitch before regaining composure. "Well darling, you were looking at your own reflection in my eyes! Are you always this bad at flirting?"

Kiira: Looms over you with the entirety of her 10ft of height "Care to challenge me in battle? We'll see who looks like what afterwards."

Ratty: "And?" He vaguely gestures to himself "You would be too if you lived in this dump. Now get out before I have you turned into something."

This is great XDD

Beathony Biscuits: NOW LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE-
Fishstick(dead): That's… not the first time
Wander the Koblod: Ok ok ok ok ok ok ok, now can I have your toenails? cutely hold them at gunpoint

Thanks @Burn_With_Me! They're fun characters :D

Lucy: Thank the Calendar, at least no-one is going to ogle me then.
McKenna: Is that all you have? Pathetic. I dare you to do better.
Lucas: Your loss.
Aria: My mother is going to hear about this.
Stella: ignores you, goes back to practising 40 hrs a day
Hirley: The mirror is over there, but happy to serve… :)

Caroline: Jeez- I already knew but you didn't have to say it… Walks away eating a bag of chips
Genesis: Tears up W-why would you say that? Cue Melatonin looking menacingly behind her.
Jordan: Your loss bitch! Walks away singing 'Hellcats, SRTS'
Neveah: You walked up to me to say that…?
Seth: K- walks away
Sophia: You're just a little jealous. Btw, my brother is behind you and about to beat your ass! I wanna go to crumbl cookies though, byeee! walks off
Xavier: Oh really!? Goes off on the person

Arae: Hah! I'm glad you think so!
Bee: You came over here to tell me your low opinion? (so genuinely confused at the pointlessness)
Cody: spinning his butterfly knife Test me, and we'll see if you get a makeover
Emerson: Bitch I'm fabulous, your… (makes a face and looks them up and down) that.
Guen: Okay, and I don't live in my mama's trailer
Inei: turns her hearing aid down and acts like she was turning it up Come again?
Jackii: stares at you, unamused
Jasper: sniffs dramatically I know.. Soon, we'll look alike! (Kaltain and Nixion standing directly behind you)
Kaltain: Ah-. Is that your only point?
Marceline: My head comes off, and you're worried about my face?
Nixion: Okay- and you came to tell me that?
Quinn: "Bitch you know I'm sexy-" gets cut off by iris almost immediately

Lucitius: Gives a disdainful snort. “I can choose whether I am flawless or scarred as I see fit. Thus, why should I care what you believe of me? I have an entire race to protect, and you are in mine way. Move aside.” Flashes his very, very long claws as a warning.

De’Tearion: Raises an eyebrow in both disdain and confusion. “‘Tis shocking that a human would consider me ugly when I am prized by nearly all females of both my species and yours.”

Ōn’nyosh: Laughs mockingly. “‘Ugly’? Seriously? Is that all you got? Come on! I’m a damn jester! That’s hardly an insult to me. Especially when I attract more women in two minutes than you can in fifteen years, you cheap bastard! And, I can prove that because I was with your wife last night! Now, shut up and let me tell you a real insult.” Proceeds to thoroughly insult the person, their family, their lineage, their race, their culture, and anything else that comes to mind until the person is running away in tears.

Phalakros: Seems thoroughly confused, then wary. “What? I… I am not. I… am simply a half-breed. I…” Stammers a bit more, then quickly leaves to avoid more confrontation. Then starts to question his appearance.

Myahil: Shrugs. “I am unique, regardless. Now, get out of my way before I cut you in half.”

(im gonna be honest: I want one of them to say "Bitch, you know I'm sexy." )(ask and you shall receive. check my) post again

(Idk names yet sorry lol)

Protagonist: so does every other deity what's new.

Fallen goddess(in the form of a 9 yo): how dare you-

Antagonist(pre redemption): challenges you to a battle he wins

Antagonist(post redemption): may I ask why?

Enchantress: it's mutual darling~

Cursed magician: I hope you die cheery voice

God(fallen gods ex lover): drowns u not even looking your direction

Old prophet: I'm sorry. How can I help you?

Pirate scronkly: double middle fingers and a cocky smirk (cries in his room later)