Give me your absolute darkest or simply dumbest jokes!

What's bigger than a tuna? A threena
(my personal favorite)

oh godddd whyyyy- (i legit choked though XD)

Diarrhea is hereditary
Why?

It runs in your jeans

0-0 XDDDDDDDD

I have

arrived

bet

keep in mind people, there may be jokes that you may not like since this is also for dark jokes!!!!

This is a line my mother taught me.
Don't brake some ones heart… After all they only have one. Instead go for the bones. They have 206 of 'em.

yes-

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

why?

So a truck would kill/isekai it, because it was tired of people asking it why it crossed the road.

oh fu- i snicker

Whats the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Whats the difference between an orphan and an apple?

what?

Whats the difference between an orphan and an apple?

what?

apples get picked