(hey @Alex i think someone already did the questions you responded to)
Don't worry, I got this bro
@sheabutter's questions
Hey, I'm Wolfram! Or Wolfgang. Or Timon. Or Tim. Or Tungsten. Or W. Or T. Your choice!
- Who's in your crew, whether it's literal or not?
I work with Hefestos, Oscar, Olga, and Florence. But if you mean "friend-wise", it's Simon, Carl and Cecília though.
- What's your best skill?
I'd say writing but I think it would be pretentious to say I'm good at it at all lmao
- Did you have a comfort object as a kid? What was it?
Actually yeah! It was a whale plushie, I still have her!
- What's your most wild theory about the world?
That everything is either too simple to matter or too complex to understand. So nothing matters virtually.
- Do you believe in aliens? I do. I'm kinda dating one. Maybe.
I'm sorry but no lmao. I mean, if you're dating one, guess they're real then, huh?
- Sunrise or sunset?
SUNSET SUNSET SUNSET SUNSET
- Do you prefer the stars or the moon? I like the stars better, personally.
I prefer the moon. In fact I call my boyfriend Sunshine and he calls me Moonlight :)
- What's your favorite weapon? Mine are knives.
Uhhh…. I never really used any, but… I don't know, Rapiers look kinda cool!
- What's your favorite flavor of tea?
I don't like tea actually. … … OK I HATE TEA-
- Silver or gold?
Gold. I have some silver piercings and some gold ones, gold stands out more imo.
- What's your favorite "forbidden food"? I've always wanted to drink a lava lamp.
I wonder what shrimps taste like, I'm allergic so the last time I had any was when I was a toddler. Also, dude. The only thing stopping you from drinking a lava lamp is societal expectations and your own cowardice, go for it, chase your dreams dude.
- I'm sure you're already gorgeous beyond belief, but what would you change about your appearance if you could?
Eh, I think I look a bit too skinny. I wish had more muscle definition. Don't let my boyfriend hear this though, he'd tear up for sure.
- Favorite accessory?
Dude, piercings. God I wanna get more as soon as I can!
- What is personally attractive to you? Could be a physical or personality trait.
Being in touch with your emotions. I'm asexual so the inside is what matters to me :)
- What's your favorite number?
I never though about this, but if I had to pick, I'd go with 74, for reasons. If you get it you get it!
- Do you prefer being outside or inside?
Definetely inside, unless I'm with friends or my significant other!
- What's the most beautiful place you've been to?
It'll sound ordinary but the rooftop of my university, at night. There's just something so… liminal about it!
- Pizza for breakfast or pancakes for dinner?
You mean people don't have pancakes for dinner????????
- Think before you act or vice versa?
THINK BEFORE YOU ACT. ALWAYS. NO DOUBTS, DUDE.
- What's your absolute favorite thing to do with your best friend?
Going to the mall to chat and walk around, even if we don't spend a dollar!
@Alex's questions.
Hello there, I'm Simon, you can call me Si though :)
- What do you think of people?
I really, really like being around people but it tires me a LOT. I kinda need a lot of time to rest and "socially recharge" afterwards :(
- Do you like your family? Why or why not?
I didn't have much contact with my family at all, so I'm pretty neutral. I'm closest to Carl but they can be a bit… over-demanding.
- What's your favourite food?
Sushi! I adore sushi but I mean… It kinda has 300 calories per roll so I've been avoiding it lately…
- What's your least favourite food?
Beans. I will NOT apologize, I refuse to be SILENCED IN THIS PLATFORM OK, BEANS SUCK.
- Do you have grandparents?
No, I never did! I don't have an immediate family.
- What's your favourite colour?
Teal, or grey. I like teal more, but I prefer wo wear more muted tones!
- What do you want to do as a job?
You mean what I already do as a job, right? Well, I'm a programmer. I mean, I'm also an accountant and IT assistent, but my dream job was programming and guess I achieved it… It's a lot worse than I thought, though….
- If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go?
I'd love to visit Russia, I'm learning russian too so yeah! Russia bro!
- Do you like where you live? Why or why not?
… Not really… If you mean my town/country, it's fine I suppose, but I hate that I have to live 24/7 in the enterprise I work for. It's suffocating to be honest, specially since I have to share a room and uh… My past roommate was… A little less than a "nice" guy… God I don't wanna remember that, I don't have the guts to talk about that tbh.
- Are you single?
No, surprisingly… I have a boyfriend but honestly? He has an awful taste. I love him to the core but I have to say he doesn't know how to choose boyfriends, clearly.
- What are your pronouns?
Oh, I go by he/him, but I've been questioning going by he/they lately though. Thanks for asking, people do that less often than ideal.
- What's your favourite question to ask people?
"Hello, my dear compatriot. What are your thoughts on drinking water?" They either answer or get too confused to ignore the question. It's the superior way to make friends lmao
- What is your favourite T.V. series and/or movie?
I LOVE BOJACK HORSEMAN SO MUCH [Proceeds on spending 1h30 further dissecting every part of the plot in excruciating detail]
- Do you like your friends? Why or why not?
Well, sure, I guess… I don't think I have that many. I mean, I consider them friends but they probably don't think the same way, so…
- What's your weapon of choice?
I don't have or use any. I guess I can electrically shock my enemies tho?
- Who is your role model? Why?
Everyone except me lol. Now seriously tho, I compare myself to everyone, and everyone is so much better, so much prettier, so… sighs Nevermind, I just… I really don't wanna talk about that. Paul, Carl, Coraline and Wolfram. That answers the question well enough.
- What's your favourite type of music? Why?
Oh, hyperpop and weirdcore! It's so chaotic and sinthetized and fast paced and depressing in the lyrics and upbeat in the melody, it's peak music.
- What do you think of the internet? Why?
I practically live in it, I'm literally The Silicon. As in Silicon Valley to be clear. Nothing beats the pseudo-anonymity of those forums. It's incredibly vast and have you ever seen anything regarding Virtual Anthropology or internet history? It's so awesome! I could spend hours telling you about the development of viruses, internet phenomenons, God, it's more exciting than it sounds, I swear!
- What's your worst fear? Why?
ha ha The overwhelmingly crumbling panic-inducing fear that I'm forever trapped in this shitty body of mine and there's nothing I can ever do to change it in a way that matters unless I kill myself Spiders, they look gross, how about you?
- Do you like your name? Why or why not?
I'm neutral to it, it sounds nice I guess? I have 3 names so I generally prefer to go by Si instead of Simon, I hate Silicon tho.
QUESTIONS:
- What's your gender identity and sexuality?
- What's your aesthetic? If you don't fit one, how does your clothing style look like?
- How are you? (No one ever asks this question :((((((, Alexa, play My Chemical Romance)
- How tall are you?
- What languages can you speak and which would you like to learn?
- Are you part of any religion?
- If you had to become either blind or deaf, which would you prefer?
- What is your IQ? Do you think you're smart?
- How do you feel about your own body?
- Thoughts on pineapple on pizza?
- Favorite season & favorite time of the day?
- Who is your favorite band/singer?
- Can you cook/bake? If so what's your favorite food to prepare?
- What are your hobbies?
- Do you have any collections? If so, what do you collect?
- How important would you say music is in your life?
- Do you have special abilities/powers? If so how do they work, if not, what would you like to have?
- What's a dream you never got to fullfill?
- What's your favorite flower?
- How often do you like to go out? Where do you usually go? Restaurants, parks, malls perhaps?