A man/women finds out they’re the actual reincarnation of Death and that starts to explain why they feel so different from the world:
- “Wait, so I can actually tell how long someone is going to live for!? That wasn’t just a talent?”
- “Oh I can reap souls? Cool.”
- “This explains why I’m so pale and sickly looking all the time.” “And cold!” “Yes, and cold.”
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Everywhere they go some mishap happens and someone gets into an accident. “Wow I’m accident prone! ………. WAIT”
A man finds out the stray cat he picked up from outside of the bakery is actually an ancient 4,000y/o guardian spirit hired to keep the bakery safe from thieves. The cat communicates telepathically.
- “So you hunt mice?” “No I reap the souls of those who trespass.” “Oh. Cool.”
- “Human, I require a pastry.”
- “What is your name?” “Blaxethrith of the Alrogorothian dimension of Magic.” “I’m going to call you Blax.”
A vampire out on a hunting spree accidentally chooses another vampire as their prey. The two grow have no idea and grow even more suspicious of each other when their schedules line up a little too well:
- “Wait, you’re allergic to garlic too??”
- “Ok why are you going to the 24-hour supermarket at Midnight? That’s when I go…”
- “Are you stalking me???”
