forum Dialogue prompts

Started March 14, 2018 by @a-story-in-stone

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"What did you do?!"
"The…thing you told me…not to?"

"When I said to go away, I meant to turn around, NOT WALK INTO THE FREAKING GRAVEYARD"

"You were supposed to help me!"
"I thought I did?"
"Stabbing me is NOT helping!"

"We're doomed."
"Oh. Really."

"RUN!"
"I AM, IDIOT!"

"If there's a bullet heading towards me, will you jump in front of it?"
"If I have time to jump in front of you to save your life, you have time to move."

"This was a stupid idea."
"Oh. Wow. That sounds exactly like what I said when yoU TOLD US TO DO THIS!"

"Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, don't- WHAT! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?"

"I told her I'd save her a seat in hell!"
"Not at our table!"

"I thought humans were supposed to be interesting."
"Bite me."

"Well. This is a nice change."
"We're in a prison cell."
"I was being sarcastic."

"Can we leave?"
"The exit is over there."
"That's a bottomless pit."
"Is it?"

"Ugh. It tastes like sludge."
"Yea. But it's caffeinated sludge."

"I won it in a poker game."

"Shut up."
"I didn't say anything!"
"Don't care. Shut up."

"If we die, I'm going to kill you."

"How have you survived this long?"
"I have no clue."

"There are at least twenty ways this could have gone. I'm counting them now and you managed to pick the worst one."

"There are seven billion people in the world and you're worried because we killed one person."
"But-"
"Seven. Billion. Now stop talking and drink your tea or so help me one will turn to two. And it will be you."

"Just a heads up, I'm a terrible liar."

"I told you to make a small bonfire! This is not a small fire!"

"Stop crying."
"But we killed him!"
"It waS A BUG."

I like these so much

I love these,
are some of theses form thefakeredhead?

"Well I was just curious."
"Please be curious about other things" / "Okay the fact that your curious about * insert thing * scares me