forum Yellow Plague - Worldwide Zombie Apocalypse (Open; 8/12)

Started April 10, 2018 by @Peter_Duende language

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As the trio snook closer, a zombie rushed out of nowhere and tried to attack them, but Zoe easily discapitated it's head off. Then Zoe made a bolt to the front door managing to past the other zombies. Behind her, she heard shots being fired, so being desperate, she started banging on the door. " HEY ADERDEEN, NICO OPEN THE STUPID DOOR! ITS US ZOE AND POLLEX!"

Pollux was taken aback by the sudden attack. He continued to stay slightly behind the group and started swinging his axe, knocking down anything that came too close while they waited for an answer.

Judas furrowed his eyebrows as he shot the zombies. He was already regretting his decision to come along with these guys.

As she was hitting the door, it opened and Zoe accidently fell through it. "zoe?" When she looked up it was NIco. "Hey bro. If you mind LETTING US IN THAT WOULD BE GREAT!" So he stepped aside and she bolted in with the others and immediately he locked the door again.

Nico noticed the new guy in the group " Whose he?" " Another survivor, his name is Judas."

//zombies are killing people not getting jobs???

(Why not have zombies relax when not eating humanity?)

//zombies are killing people not getting jobs???

(Why not have zombies relax when not eating humanity?)

//that’s not how they work?? Isn’t that kind of clear from the ipopening?? Besides, they’re not starting a society. Can they even talk?

//…goodbye

( Well in a zombie apocalypse, zombies are mindless and for goodness sakes this is an apocalypse. Zombie getting jobs is not how this works. They're trying to kill us, which is how it works.)

(HEY! Zombieist.)

//what part of scientifically mindless do u not understand

//do u want scientific explanations or are you just gonna keepmsaying zombieisr

//do u want scientific explanations or are you just gonna keepmsaying zombieisr

(You're being unpleasant.)

//no like I can offer a scientific explanation behind why zombies are mindless if you’d like

//no like I can offer a scientific explanation behind why zombies are mindless if you’d like

(She considers herself evolved. Also I'm using V because she's part of a novel I'm writing.)

//I can form a Science off of common zombie lore and also
I never said anything about V??

//I was talking about the zombie barista

//I was talking about the zombie barista

(Waiter. Also, why not? Zombies have hobbies.)

//their brains don’t work, so they can’t have hobbies
Zombies don’t have working hearts (through more lore - not sure about this roleplay, but it sounds similar) meaning their brains can’t work either.
Also, the author has specifically stated they have an issue with The waiter.

(I'm gonna just move on and RP) V saw two undead ladies having a brunch of human organs. She vomited over the side of the table.