forum WEDDING IN PROGRESS PT.2!!!💍⛪ALL ARE INVITED!

Started June 02, 2018 by Deleted user

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"This is the greatest wedding I've ever attended." A person whispered to the one next to them, who did not return her playful smile.

"DAD?! No…."

"How about this," the groom tried to compromise, "will you retact your objection if she washes her mouth with holy water or soap?"

"I got this." The pastor muttered. No one knew he was an expert boomerang thrower. Lifting his bible he threw it with all his might and it hit right smack on the fathers head, knocking him to the ground.

The father mumbled something indignant, then passed out.

The bride gasped and covered her mouth. "You…"

(like this!)

“GASP” gasped the maid of honour.

(haha church wins >:D!)

"Well," the groom muttered, turning back towards his bride, "that was definitely strange."

"I..he…is he…?" she muttered, feeling light-headed.

A man from the congregation knelt down. "Nope he's alive."

"No, he's not dead." The pastor said.

The bride took a deep breath and sighed.

The groom went over to the father and checked his pulse. "He's just unconsious, he'll probably wake up soon. Unless…" The groom trailed off looking back at the pastor and the other Bible in his hands.

"I like that one the best." He said, pointing to the bible.

The bride crossed her arms and rolled her eyes, saying nothing.

The groom sighed, this was not how this wedding was supposed to have turn out. "Should we just continue to the reception?"