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Started April 19, 2018 by Deleted user

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He leaned against the counter, sighing. "I have no idea what to do."

Attracted by the sound of music, Matt sauntered over to a nearby house and, after waiting a moment, knocked rather loudly on the door. He pulled a flask out of his pocket and drank while he waited.

Sam smirked at him. "I know what you could do," he said jokingly, winking at Asura

He frowned, confused. "What?"

(nope my profile is a random character I made named Poncho who I was gonna use as a mascot but decided not to) Sam rolled his eyes. "Never mind," he said, looking at the counter. He spotted a bottle of bourbon towards the end and grabbed a cup, pouring himself some

"That's it." He said after almost emptying the flask in his wait. "I'm going through a window." With a final knock at the door he ran off around the house and had no difficulty finding a window to climb through. The only problem was… "Gahddammit! CURSE MY SHORT ARMS" he screamed from just below the ledge to the widow, only a few inches away from grabbing ahold if he jumped.

"Wait now I'm curious, what?" He said, turning toward Sam. God, he should've had coffee this morning.

"That's it." He said after almost emptying the flask in his wait. "I'm going through a window." With a final knock at the door he ran off around the house and had no difficulty finding a window to climb through. The only problem was… "Gahddammit! CURSE MY SHORT ARMS" he screamed from just below the ledge to the widow, only a few inches away from grabbing ahold if he jumped.

(Suddenly, he was pushed through the window by Brendon Urie.)

Calixto stared at the man trying to get in through the window.
"Hey buddy, you know there's a door right?" he called out.

Sam set his cup down on the counter. "Hold that thought, I think I heard something." He walked over to a nearby window and looked down. He started laughing at Matt dangling from the windowsill. "Damn, you could've knocked."

Orion, spotting Sam, rushed over with his usual greeting, hugging his friend tightly, and murmuring "You don't need to breathe," before pulling back and grinning happily, his ears twitching in his delight.

"I DID KNOCK!! NO ONE ANSWERED! NOW HELP ME UP! Please…" Matt grumbled out the last part, slightly embarrassed at his short height.

Sam turned to see Orion. "Hey, hi. Give me a moment," he said before reaching down and grabbing Matt, pulling him through the window effortlessly and setting him on the floor

Asura chuckled, grabbing a drink. "What a grand entrance," he said.

Matt stood awkwardly beside Sam as soon as he was brought in. "Thank you he-man Hulk" he grumbled again and made a face like he just ate a whole lemon once he realized just how TALL Sam was compared to him.

"Grand? I believe you're looking for the word 'undignified,'" Sam chuckled, going back to grab his cup

"Oh honey, believe when I saw you've not seen me undignified just yet." Matt did a sassy spin-and-snap before pulling out his flask and finishing it.

Asura snorted, putting his drink down.