Sam huffed. "This is going to be a disaster." He slid out from behind Matt and walked downstairs, returning with an armful of various liquor bottles, including the superhuman stuff from earlier. He started chugging the bottles one at a time, and it took him almost 5 bottles before he was red in the face and draping himself across Matt
(JUST ACCEPT THAT YOU'RE AWESOME AND YOUR ART IS AWESOME TOO. I WILL ASSAULT YOU WITH TRUE COMPLIMENTS UNTIL THEN. and even after then I will still assault with true compliments)
Ava's just been watching this with increasing amusement.
Cal couldn't stop snickering as Sammy wobbled with Matt as they attempted to dance.
Matt followed suit and began downing bottles. He had just finished the 4th one when he began to feel the effects of drunkenness. He drank half of a 5th one just to be sure he was drunk and then stood up, wobbling as his balance went right out the window along with his dignity.
(@shinsleepy your art is AMAZING and i don't know you irl but if you don't realize that your art is incredible you're blind, BLIND I TELL YOU)
(get ready for the trainwreck that is drunk Sam lmao) Sam fumbled, his already bad eyesight swimming from the alcohol as he tried and failed to slow dance with Matt. He ended up tripping, falling backwards and taking Matt down with him. He hit the floor with an "oof!", and found himself nose to nose with Matt. "Why hello love," he snickered
Ava muttered to Avery, "how 'bout the next dare for those two be to not touch th' drink for the rest of th' night? Betcha they would fail"
(and yes I am blind, I have glasses for a reason lol)
(SCREECH ALL YOU WANT, IT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT YOUR ART IS AMAZING)
(and yes I am blind, I have glasses for a reason lol)
(Story of my life)
(aaaAAAAAAAAAAAA)
Matt blinked. He seemingly teleported from standing and dancing with Sam to laying on top of him. Ah shit… I'm forgetting again… Matt quickly threw all fucks he gave out the window and love-bit Sam on the neck before rolling off of him in a drunk escape.
(welp that happened-)
(lol Matt didn't eat anything earlier so empty stomach + alcohol = bad side effects/drunkenness, like forgetting what happened for example and making it seem like the drunk person is just teleporting around whoops. this does in fact happen with people i'm sorry)
(yuuup lol) "Aww, get back here. M' not done with ya yet Matty~" Sam called drunkenly, rolling onto Matt and effectively trapping him on the floor
(oml)
(as mentioned earlier, drunk Sam is a trainwreck lmao)
(and yes I am blind, I have glasses for a reason lol)
saaaame, runs in my family (my sister's not legally allowed to be in the airforce)
Matt looked taken aback before scanning Sam's body, trying not to linger in any place particularly. "Is'm tha' a mirror in yer pocke'? 'Cuz I can see mahself in yer pants" Matt looked directly into Sam's eyes, caught in the crossroad of laughing or curling up from embarrassment.
(yeah almost everyone in my family needs glasses)
(oML @RedEeveestar IM WHEEZING)
(oH MY GOD) Sam started to snort with laughter. "That was smooth as hell shortstack," he laughed before moving so he was drunkenly cuddling with Matt on the floor
(i'm laughing too much i can't even i just, the first thing that popped into my head was:
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zzdY05WPh8Y/maxresdefault.jpg)
(ooooh my goodness that was hilarious good pickup line)