forum this is gonna be gay

Started April 19, 2018 by Deleted user

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("What's 900 divided by 12?"
"Sort of…. 80 something."
"…"
"This is the most painful hour of television you will ever watch.")

(hello I return) Sam smirked at Matt. "Oh, I can think of a few things."

"And what are those?~" Matt caught on but didn't want to get off the counter, as it would make him 'shorter'.

(hello I return) Sam smirked at Matt. "Oh, I can think of a few things."

(And I'm the one that needs to stop

Also suddenly I ship it with a passion)

(heyo) Calix tooked the bottle from Sam and took a drink. Dang, that was good.

(well it wouldn't be the first time Sam and Matty boy were shipped lmao) "Buy me a drink sometime and you might find out," Sam said with a wink

(it also wouldn't be the first time with 'smut' included somewhere cough cough The Gay Bar cough cough)

Matt wriggled his eyebrows and leaned forward before flinging money in Sam's direction and pointing at the various liquor around them. "Does that count, space cowboy?"

(it also wouldn't be the first time with 'smut' included somewhere cough cough The Gay Bar cough cough)

Matt wriggled his eyebrows and leaned forward before flinging money in Sam's direction and pointing at the various liquor around them. "Does that count, space cowboy?"

(Direct quote from my friend who's reading over my shoulder:

"Does this count as prostitution?")

(and you know it's bad when you ship your character with someone else's oc lmao) Sam shrugged. "It might. But this is a house party, not a club love."

(it also wouldn't be the first time with 'smut' included somewhere cough cough The Gay Bar cough cough)

Matt wriggled his eyebrows and leaned forward before flinging money in Sam's direction and pointing at the various liquor around them. "Does that count, space cowboy?"

(Direct quote from my friend who's reading over my shoulder:

"Does this count as prostitution?")

(Also keep in mind that this is my friend that claims he's a "certified prositute" (his words, not mine) because someone bet him 50 bucks that his straight ass wouldn't kiss a guy and he made out with his best friend for like twenty minutes and left with $100)

(oh no now I'm shipping them and laughing at the "Does that count as prostitution" send help)

"Oh, but Sammy boy, have you forgotten?" Matt reached forward to grab at Sam's shirt and pull him closer to whisper in his ear. "A house always has a bedroom~"

Sam pushed Matt's face away with one hand. "There are children present!" he laughed

"Pfttt please, I'm no child," Calix said laughing.

("I'm Not Gay" lyrics

[Intro: J Pee]
J Pee baby, yup, yup
Yeah, you know what it is
Check this shit out man
Check it out, Check it out
Check it out, yeah

[Verse 1: J Pee]
Chillin' with my homies at the Home Depot
(Home Depot)
Buyin' screws and nails, manly shit you know?
(You know?)
My homie says to me "What kind of drill you want?"
(He asked me)
So I said I wanted one right in the ass

What?

[Hook 1: J Pee]
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
It was a joke guys, come on
I'm not gay
I like vag more than a pornstar scandal
But can I get the drill with the bright pink handle?

[Verse 2: J Pee]
Playin' tackle football with my homies in the park
Had to wrap it up cause it was gettin' dark
(Gettin' dark)
The other team was looking straight scary as shit
(Ooooo)
But my quarterback, he ain't having none of it
(He ain't scared)
He looked at me and told me no matter where I was at
My priority job was to protect the sack
(Okay)
So fourth down, he bends over and yells "Hike!"
So I went and grabbed his balls!

Uhhh…

[Hook 2: J Pee]
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I'm just doing my job, step off
I'm not gay
It's not like I was purposefully tryin' to feel them
(I wasn't)
I just care about the safety of your future children
(Godfather)
I'm not gay, I'm not gay
Quit telling me that, man
I'm not gay
Next time I'll just let your balls get mangled, son
P.S. I didn't know that you were so well hung

[Verse 3: J Pee]
Strollin' with my homies in West Hollywood
(Hollywood)
Wasn't my idea because I'm not gay
Dude walks by me with his shirt off, and I was like
"Damn bitch, you fine!"

…Fuck

[Hook 3: J Pee]
I'm not gay guys
That ain't me
I'm just comfortable with my sexuality
So I can admit when I see a guy
Who has a handsome face, and pretty eyes
And a rock hard chest, and rippling abs
And the tightest ass, and those sculpted calves
And those bulging quads, and the perfect bod
And ohh my god, take your pants off

Um..
Fuck it

[Hook 4: J Pee]
I'm gay
I'm fucking gay
I'm the dude wearing nail polish yelling "Hey!"
I'm the dude at the party who'll grab your butt
(That's me)
And when you turn around and look at me I'll be like "What?"
Yeah!
I'm gay
(I'm gay)
I'm hella gay
I watch Zac Efron movies every Saturday
And normal self expression doesn't suit me either
That's why my degree is in musical theater
I'm so gay man…)