forum There's way too many RPs so I'm making another one [OPEN]

Started May 07, 2018 by Deleted user

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"Missy. Darlings, I've been here five hours, maybe more." She said, swinging around an umbrella.

Aria looked at Missy, studying her. "Did you bring us here?"

"Oh god, please tell me you didn't. This is my third kidnapping this month," Kaz groaned

Missy let out a high pitched chuckle. "Of course not darlings, even as a sexy brilliant genius I couldn't do that."

Alex snorted. "You're like, 80."

"Of course not, in my prime! Little over a thousand!" She giggled, smacking Alex with her umbrella.

Alex glared, reaching into her pocket and swiftly pulling a knife out. It was edged with diamond, glittering in the light. "Try that again, I fucking dare you."
(excuse my language sorry)

"Oh don't be a bitch. Time lady; some of us can afford the upgrade. That won't work on me, I can regenerate."

She blinked, confused. "A time lady?" She asked, grip tightening on the handle of the knife. "Where are you even from?"

"Oh. My god. Shut up before I electrocute you both so much someone would be able to charge their phone by plugging it into your ass," Kaz grumbled

"Gallifrey, sweetie. On a good day I'll be out committing genocide, don't cross me."

"Now where are you from?" She asked.

"On a good day I'd turn you into a time lady kabob. Unfortunately, it seems that somebody's taken my sword." She flipped her knife shut and put it in her pocket. Turning to Kaz.
(also is she addressing Kaz or Alex?)

"I am from the United States of Germany ya' pompous Brit," Kaz said, chuckling a little at his own words

"Scottish, at the moment. And either way, the accent is a memento to my boyfriend."

"It could be the United States of Germany, I don't really know the era." She said wistfully.

"No, I was makin' a joke. I'm from one and livin' in the other. Still doesn't change the fact that I'm about to zap both of you into next century," he said, getting to his feet

"Try that and you'll get a blast of regeneration energy."

"Wouldn't…Wouldn't that heal me? Y'know, because it's regeneration?" Kaz asked, a bit confused

"Nah, heal me and burn your ass off into the vortex."

"Welp, I'd like to see how that works out for ya," Kaz said, not in the least bit scared. "Like I said, third kidnapping this month. Being threatened is a normal thing for me."

"I. Didn't. Kid. Nap. You." She stressed every syllable, her Scottish accent bleeding through to the point where you could feel it almost.

"I. Don't. Care," Kaz said, purposely stressing his German accent

"I'd rather have….. decapitated you."