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Started July 14, 2018 by Deleted user

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"Night," He mumbled letting sleep take over him.

It was very late at night, around 2:30. They slept comfortably and curled up in bliss until there was a loud crashing sound and a familiar scream.

He woke up with a start, looking around the room "What was that?" He asked, his hand wrapping around one of hers.

however, she wasn't there (heh forgot to mention that).

Razin was finally able to place why that scream was so familiar.

"Lil?" He called, stumbling out of bed before running to the source of the scream. "Lil?" He called out louder.

Lil snarled angrily at the imposter, who was eyeing her like a child and their favorite candy.
"C'mon, lady, you don't wanna worry your husband… Just lemme take a couple bites." HIs voice was slurred and deep and his eyes were red and bloodshot.

"Lil?" He said, walking into the room where the imposter and she were. He assessed the situation, anger rising in him, "Get the hell out of our house!" He shouted at the intruder stepping forward next to Lil.

The guy reared awkwardly back, to look at Razin. Lil took advantage of his momentary distraction and kicked him straight in the crotch. The guy howled comically with pain and took a knee on their shiny kitchen floor.

"Nice one, Sweetheart," He complimented, before grabbing a frying pan and slamming it into the side of his face.

It echoed and he fell to his left side, a broken tooth falling out, as well as a stream of blood. He was knocked out.
Lil grinned affectionately at her husband. "Great job. Now we can eat him." She wrinkled her nose. "Actually, let's not. He's got some kinda funkiness in his…" She trailed off.

"Right, we could just leave him outside a bar, they all tend to be closed by now," He said, putting the frying pan to the side.

"Well, it's better than being sued for harassment I guess." She crouched down and lifted him up by the armpits, the wrinkles in her nose deepening. "Ugh, he reeks. I'll need to take a million showers." She grumbled as she dragged him down the steps.

He picked up the car keys before helping her out with the body, "Has this name never showered before?" He asked, breathing through his mouth now.

"Ugh, I don't know. Let's just toss him in the back, and rinse ourselves off with the hose or something."

"Yeah, alright." He agreed, holding him by the ankles. He dragged him out the back door, to the garden, dropping him there.

She glared at him. "Open the trunk!"

"Alright," He opened the trunk, going back to pick him up again.

Lil dragged him over for the majority of the way and with Razin's help lifted him into the trunk. She looked down at the body. "We don't have time to hose ourselves off, so we'll just track this filthiness everywhere until we get home." She growled grimly before closing the trunk.

He sighed, "Well, let's just get this over and done with." He walked around to the front of the car, jumping into the driver's seat and turning on the engine.

Lil joined him in the passengers and buckled up. "Don't forget to buckle up, dear, we don't want to get pulled over again."

"Of course, love," He said, buckling up. He pulled out of the parking space, "Which pub do you suggest, honey?"

"Hmmm, how about that one where the bartender thought he needed to stick up for me, but it was actually just one of my colleges handing me a mint." She grinned at the memory. "Or! Or, we could go to the one where this guy roofied Matilda!" (Matilda is some chick who works with her, and Lil doesn't like her.)

"To 'The Fox and Goose' it is," He said, heading down familiar streets to get there. When they arrived he turned off the engine and unbuckled himself. Quickly he exited the car and opened the trunk. He looked around the streets, checking no one was there, before pulling him out the car and quickly dumping him on the side of the pavement.

Lil squinted around the streetside, staying in the car, looking for people who may be walking out. There was no one because it was 3 in the morning.

He quickly hopped back into the car and started the engine again. He buckled his seatbelted and drove away, making sure to stay within the speed limit.
(Sorry that took so long, I didn't realise it hadn't sent)