forum The Chicken Saga - Wars and Duels and Divine Retribution of Wrongs Delt Unto Us

Started March 23, 2023 by @False-andrew flash_on

tune

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Also I heard “FIYAAAA”
Like so vividly and clear

Matchstick, would you like a power from the staff of elements?
As long as you don’t abuse it, of course, we ain’t trying to be Chen here

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Fight me then, Matchstick :P

alright you sulfur-smelling, worm infested scrap of camel hide, COME AT ME
the flames engulfing me grow brighter and hotter until i achieve blue fire

… do you want one lemon?

BOOM
Don’t abuse it ;)
I use Ice to freeze Denny

I shake the ice off as easily as I would shrug off a cardigan Fool. I am Canadian, and Cree besides! Your version of 'cold' has nightmares of what I live in ever winter!

… do you want one lemon?

…Yesssss..

First of all, I am not abusing my power. Second of all…..

SINCE WHEN WERE YOU A FIREBENDER, MATCHSTICK–
Gabs, I need a new power to combat this

BOOM
Don’t abuse it ;)
I use Ice to freeze Denny

I shake the ice off as easily as I would shrug off a cardigan Fool. I am Canadian, and Cree besides! Your version of 'cold' has nightmares of what I live in ever winter!

Pfft
Oky
Uh…
I flip through the staff user manual
buries you under tons of rocks

First of all, I am not abusing my power. Second of all…..

SINCE WHEN WERE YOU A FIREBENDER, MATCHSTICK–
Gabs, I need a new power to combat this

Shoot, the staff doesn’t have water and you can’t use water!!
Uh……..
desperately flips through the user manual

… do you want one lemon?

…Yesssss..

Cool u can have lightning

First of all, I am not abusing my power. Second of all…..

SINCE WHEN WERE YOU A FIREBENDER, MATCHSTICK–
Gabs, I need a new power to combat this

Shoot, the staff doesn’t have water and you can’t use water!!
Uh……..
desperately flips through the user manual

GIVE ME METAL SO I HAVE ARMOR

First of all, I am not abusing my power. Second of all…..

SINCE WHEN WERE YOU A FIREBENDER, MATCHSTICK–
Gabs, I need a new power to combat this

Shoot, the staff doesn’t have water and you can’t use water!!
Uh……..
desperately flips through the user manual

GIVE ME METAL SO I HAVE ARMOR

BOOM
Make Karloff proud :)

BOOM
Don’t abuse it ;)
I use Ice to freeze Denny

I shake the ice off as easily as I would shrug off a cardigan Fool. I am Canadian, and Cree besides! Your version of 'cold' has nightmares of what I live in ever winter!

Pfft
Oky
Uh…
I flip through the staff user manual
buries you under tons of rocks

emerges, chuckling Rocks? Rocks? Against me? You may as well have used water against Poseidon.

LIGHTNING STAFF!!!!!

encases myself in metal
COME AT ME YA LIMP NOODLE

encases myself in metal
COME AT ME YA LIMP NOODLE

WHICH LIMP NOODLE!?

BOOM
Don’t abuse it ;)
I use Ice to freeze Denny

I shake the ice off as easily as I would shrug off a cardigan Fool. I am Canadian, and Cree besides! Your version of 'cold' has nightmares of what I live in ever winter!

Pfft
Oky
Uh…
I flip through the staff user manual
buries you under tons of rocks

emerges, chuckling Rocks? Rocks? Against me? You may as well have used water against Poseidon.

BLASTS YOU WITH EVERY ELEMENT AT ONCE WITH A FORCE SO POWERFUL IT SHAKES THE ENTIRE CONTINENT, RELENTLESS IN MY ATTACK

encases myself in metal
COME AT ME YA LIMP NOODLE

WHICH LIMP NOODLE!?

WONDER THE LIMP NOODLE
(I can't fight you when you have Lightning, I'm covered in metal for FSM's sake)

_{I am beginning to think bringing the staff of elements into this chat was not a good idea}

BOOM
Don’t abuse it ;)
I use Ice to freeze Denny

I shake the ice off as easily as I would shrug off a cardigan Fool. I am Canadian, and Cree besides! Your version of 'cold' has nightmares of what I live in ever winter!

Pfft
Oky
Uh…
I flip through the staff user manual
buries you under tons of rocks

emerges, chuckling Rocks? Rocks? Against me? You may as well have used water against Poseidon.

BLASTS YOU WITH EVERY ELEMENT AT ONCE WITH A FORCE SO POWERFUL IT SHAKES THE ENTIRE CONTINENT, RELENTLESS IN MY ATTACK

GABS WHAT HAPPENED TO NOT ABUSING YOUR POWER????

encases myself in metal
COME AT ME YA LIMP NOODLE

WHICH LIMP NOODLE!?

WONDER THE LIMP NOODLE
(I can't fight you when you have Lightning, I'm covered in metal for FSM's sake)

wHEEZE

BOOM
Don’t abuse it ;)
I use Ice to freeze Denny

I shake the ice off as easily as I would shrug off a cardigan Fool. I am Canadian, and Cree besides! Your version of 'cold' has nightmares of what I live in ever winter!

Pfft
Oky
Uh…
I flip through the staff user manual
buries you under tons of rocks

emerges, chuckling Rocks? Rocks? Against me? You may as well have used water against Poseidon.

BLASTS YOU WITH EVERY ELEMENT AT ONCE WITH A FORCE SO POWERFUL IT SHAKES THE ENTIRE CONTINENT, RELENTLESS IN MY ATTACK

GABS WHAT HAPPENED TO NOT ABUSING YOUR POWER????

THIS IS MY BATTLE FOR ALL OF ETERNITY WITH DENNY!!!

encases myself in metal
COME AT ME YA LIMP NOODLE

WHICH LIMP NOODLE!?

WONDER THE LIMP NOODLE
(I can't fight you when you have Lightning, I'm covered in metal for FSM's sake)

wHEEZE

Pfft