forum The Assassins Academy (Closed)

Started January 13, 2019 by @ElderGod-yellowqueen

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"Come on, let's get a move on," he grabbed one of the cases and peeked around the corner to make sure they had left down the hall.

Donovan shrugged. "I can understand that. You'd think the killer could've been a little cleaner, right?" He slowly lifted the can and started pulling it over the small shrubs.

Phoebe snorted. "How was the killer supposed to kill her? Strangulation? That's too much work. You stab a major artery, and they bleed out in minutes. Much faster, though messier."

Donovan rolled his eyes. "Your forgetting a bunch of other stuff. Poisoning, snap the neck, gas them, etc," He got the can over and dragged it father down the embankment. "Not all killing results in blood imbecile. Blood shed is the best way, yes. …If you want to get caught."

Phoebe rolled her eyes. "Shut the fuck up, you're starting to turn into a nerd. Aren't you supposed to be a jock or something? Because you really don't act like it. Mainly because you're acting like a nerd and because you refuse to hook up with me. Like, come on, cheerleader and the jock, the perfect duo. We should really just hook up one of these days."

"Come on, let's get a move on," he grabbed one of the cases and peeked around the corner to make sure they had left down the hall.

"Ok." She responded and checked her computer for the information to finish loading.

Donovan fake gagged again. "Jock is what other people have labeled me. I can have intrests in something other than sports. Plus-" He cut himself off. "You know what? Forget it. But I am not "hooking up" with you. I'm not hooking up with anyone for that matter."

Phoebe snorted. "And why not, sex is amazing, and a stress reliever, which you seem to have a lot of, stress that is. I don't know why you're making sex to be such a bad thing. It's fun, and there's no commitment."

("No commitment" don't make me laugh, please.

Just kidding lol _{no really like who thinks that}

Theron waited for Xena "anything else we should know before following?" He asked as he rounded the corner and headed for the adjacent wall

Donovan threw his head back and laughed coldly, "Jeez. You really are a cheerleader huh? "No commitment"." He snorted. "Do what you want, but don't try to drag me into that."

Phoebe crossed her arms. "Don't judge me for not wanting to be in a relationship. With what we're doing, what's the point. Loving someone will make them your weakness, and that's the first thing your enemy will take out. Plus, every guy that I've been with doesn't want anything more than a hook up either. So don't slut shame me for not wanting to commit to a relationship."

(I kinda want her to be in a relationship now lol)

Theron waited for Xena "anything else we should know before following?" He asked as he rounded the corner and headed for the adjacent wall

"Nothing yet. The computer is still loading." She explained

Theron groaned and pulled her to the next hallway "you'd think we'd have better internet.." he jogged a few steps the rounded a corner

Donovan just cocked his head. "It's even easier to not have any attraction to anyone for any reason. Not even just 'cause you wanna fuck them. You want no weaknesses? Well, not wanting sex just gives me even more of an advantage." He smirked. "And I'm not "slut shaming" anyone. You do what you need to do. It's not like I can judge."

Phoebe groaned. "Not having sex deprives you. I mean, I guess you could always find one of those sex toys for men if you don't want to hook up with anyone. Or you could be asexual and that's why you don't want to fuck either. But if not, then you should really try it sometime. Come join the dark side."

(:L

I think I'm gonna leave this RP.

I'm just kinda watching and not being able to hop in anywhere and there are.

Mmmmm a lot of interesting conversations.)

Theron groaned and pulled her to the next hallway "you'd think we'd have better internet.." he jogged a few steps the rounded a corner

"Yeaj yeah, what are they talking about?" She asked gesturing to the small speaker she hooked up to the spy-ders

"things I wish I didn't hear…." he mumbled with a cringe

Xena looked at him and laughed

"would you like to listen in?" he asked, turning to her and with a smile

"Judging by your reaction, nah" she smirked

"safe choice," Theron said and turned back to listen into the conversation

She shook her head and turned back to the computer

Phoebe groaned. "Not having sex deprives you. I mean, I guess you could always find one of those sex toys for men if you don't want to hook up with anyone. Or you could be asexual and that's why you don't want to fuck either. But if not, then you should really try it sometime. Come join the dark side."

Donovan snorted, smirking. "I'm in an academy for assassins and I'm hauling a trash can with the mutilated body of a human while talking to a Popular about sex. I think I'm already on the dark side." He then set the can down and lifted the lid, glancing inside. "Don't think she'll keep her blood to herself while we move her do ya?"

Phoebe thought for a second. "Then come join the dark side of the dark side. The darker side if you will. It's a lot more fun. Sneaking out, booze, the occasional joint. Lots and lots of fun. More fun than your 'dark side.'" She peered inside the lid, then raised her head. "Probably not."