forum T h E G a Y e S t R o L e P l a Y E v E r

Started April 23, 2018 by @@CheezeJesus

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'You're judging me!' laughed Kieran, making a fake sad face.

“Sorry…” Jake said, being as gullible as he was.

Kieran laughed loudly as he threw a packet of biscuits into his bag. 'I'm just kidding! Now, if we grab a couple more things I think we'll be okay.'

“Oh, okie!” Jake said, then he looked around.

'Maybe some Lucozade, in case we need energy.'

“Luco wha?” Jake blinked.

'You… you don't know… what a Lucozade is?' He scanned the fridges, trying to find a Lucozade. There was nothing that really looked like Lucozade, apart from something that looked like a rip-off of it called Gatorade. 'You fucking Americans… don't have Lucozade? The most glorious drink other than tea or Tesco value chocolate-infused ice coffee?'

“… no…?” Jake answered embarrassedly.

'I cannot believe. What even is Gatorade? Some juice shit?' he stared frustratedly at the Gatorade in the fridge. 'Sorry, I'm sounding like a frustrated middle-aged British man. But seriously… mad.'

“Gatorade is an energy drink…”

'Oh… so I'm guessing it'll be like Lucozade?' Kieran asked to no one in particular, picking up two bottles. 'Sorry about my rant. I just didn't know that American's didn't have Lucozade. Well, at least now we know for sure we're somewhere in America.'

“We could be in Canada.” Jake shrugged, walking next to Kieran.

(He walked next to Kieran???)

(I can’t English right now. ._. aHHHHHHHH QAQ)

'Oooh! I've always wanted to go to Canada as well… that's exciting!'

“Okay so we’re not in England because we don’t have.. Luco something. That leaves hundreds of other countries we could be on.”

'I would like to be in Sweden.'

“Why? Is Sweden nice? Cold? Happy?”

'I've never been, but apparently, most people are nice there. It seems like an interesting place.'

“Oh.” Jake blinked, then grinned, “Well if we aren’t in Sweden I guess that’s another place we’re gonna visit after we get out of here.”

'Jake and Kieran–World Tour!' announced Kieran, jumping up and throwing a bottle of Gatorade into the air. He only just caught it as it fell back down.

“Yay!” Jake grinned, “But I won’t toss something in the air because I don’t have the skills to catch it.”

'I did almost drop that Gay-to-dude shit on my face, so yeah… have we got everything?'

“I think.”

Kieran swung his backpack onto his shoulder, and decided to keep the Gatorade. 'Ready to go?'

“Yep, you?”

'Yeah!' he cheered, a sudden burst of energy inside him. He headed towards the door excitedly. 'This, Jake, is the beginning of our mysterious world tour. First location: an unknown abandoned island with no Lucozade or WKD Blue. Any chav kid from my old school would have shriveled up and died.'