(aww but I was proud of the ship names I generated for you lol)
"I don't do drugs," Asura said, shutting the door behind him and flopping down on the couch with a grin. "I'm a saint."
(binch Asura does so many drugs what are you talking about. and he's certainly no saint after the mistake lmao)
(shhh he's a perfect child of jesus what are you talking about)
(hE'S A DEMON KING. JESUS AIN'T IN THE JOB DESCRIPTION)
“A saint, huh? Yeah, we’ll see about that one,” Floyd called from a different room, which appeared to be a decent sized bedroom. He went back into the living room, moving Asura’s legs so he could sit as well.
(Asura: Welcome to bible school we're all children of Jesus
Sam in the back snorting cocaine
Asura: kUMBAYAAAAAAAAA)
(woo Floyd's already flirting)
He chuckled, tucking his legs underneath him to get comfortable. "I wonder if the TV works."
(Rip vine, that’s a touchy subject)
(Asura: Welcome to bible school we're all children of Jesus
Sam in the back snorting cocaine
Asura: kUMBAYAAAAAAAAA)
(that's accurate to young Sam lmao)
(Asura: Welcome to bible school we're all children of Jesus
Sam in the back snorting cocaine
Asura: kUMBAYAAAAAAAAA)
(Lata: SAM WTF NO. STOP, GET SOME HELP)
(young Sam was a rich snob trainwreck lmaoo)
(oh lol)
“Let’s find out,” Floyd responded, reaching over to a small coffee table and snatching the remote from it. He clicked the on button, and the TV flickered to life. “How the hell does this place even get access to channels?”
(Young Cal would probably slap him in the face telling him to get his act together)
(yeah no young Sam was just normal Sam with no filters and just a little bit of a trainwreck)
"I've decided to stop asking questions after being teleported to an island in the middle of nowhere," Asura said, stretching his arms.
(If they were the same age, Lata would try and get away with a lot more than a glare or something)
(young Sam basically looks like he's in his early-mid 20's so idk how well that would go lol)
(I said same age, not just young lol)
(She's nice when she wants to be, but is very blunt when she wants her point across)
(lol young Asura is way different than current age Asura)
(Sam doesn't really age like normal things. he like started out looking like he was in his 20's bc he's a god of sorts and then he just eventually picked an age to look like)
(that's why I said if)
(fair point)
Floyd chuckled and tossed the remote to Asura, it landing on his stomach. “Mm, find something good. What do you usually like to watch?” He asked.