@ShadeStar
Lillian's tears dried and she wiped away what was left.
Lillian's tears dried and she wiped away what was left.
"Well… I haven't slept in two days and I can't afford a funeral for Kai." Stormy said, his voice breaking and his eyes filling with tears.
"Hey, don't worry about it. You need to sleep, that's not helping anything. I can give you money, I'll get it to you as soon as I can, ok?" Paige said.
"You don't need to give me money i'll just have him cremated or something." Stormy said sighing.
(cremations are honestly expensive as hell. $2,000 for most places.
(yeah im stupid like that)
(he can get it done at some sketchy place or something)
(Or he could burn him himself)
(ph oh yeah thats fun XD)
(Sorry I'm a very dark person)
(is ok im laughing)
(U could pay to get it done for like 2000 dollars but fire's free so like just watch your relatives burn at your own hands for free. + u get a sense of accomplishment. Achievement Unlock: Burning Family)
(im laughing so hard in a silent classroom thanks XD)
(Or you could just bury him yourself? All you need is a shovel, a box, and a hole.)
(Yeah but burning gets rid of the evidence cough)
(Ha I finished school two days ago so SUMMER LEZZ GOOOOOOOOO)
(Yeah, but then you'll smell of burnt flesh. So the evidence isn't completely gone.)
(Also really? I still have like 8 days left!!)
(i got eight days and guys im laughing so hard right now stooooop XD)
(Burn your clothes and then take a bath you heathen gosh you act like you've never burned anyone before)
(Yeah, well you also have to remember the area will smell like burnt flesh. So even if you are completely clean and descented the evidence remains. At least until it goes away or you put something else to overpower it.)
(Overpower it. Or don't care. If you're burning people, you likely don't have any friends or anything who would be coming over. Or, you could dig a hole, burn them in the hole, and then fill up the hole again. Bam, no smell. The burning of your clothing and taking a bath is still recommended tho)
(Yeah, I suggest the hole method. And always burn and bathe after your done :)
(Yep. Burn, bathe, repeat)
(Until all your desired victims are gone.)
(Yesss. This little Slytherin has many enemies)
(I have so many people that I would just love to watch burn.)
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