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Started November 10, 2018 by @Elder-God-Jacks347

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"Yes, there's always a bright side to everything!" Deceit said, chuckling evilly as he rose.

"Go away." Patton yelped and threw a coloring book at his head, the only time he actually used violence was with slimy boi.

"Your violence doesn't surprise me," Deceit said after swatting the coloring book until it finally fell to the floor. "I think I'll leave in just a minute. Don't want to overstay our welcome, now do I?"

Is it bad I want Patton to hiss at him, just h i s s s s //

Patton stuck out his tongue and just hissed, throwing another colloring book and a pack of crayons at slimy bois head.

"Well I have to say that while I certainly appreciate your… great display of emotion towards me, I do wonder why you bother with colouring books when you could do so much more with that infinitesimal brain of yours." Deceit smiled widely, holding his hand out as if hand delivering his 'compliment' to Patton.

"Infenstesible means small…" Patton muttered with tears welling up in his eyes. When he cried, everyone cried. "My brain's not small!" Patton wails, throwing another coloring book as tears stream down his face.

Logan popped up then “he’s not wrong Patton, have you seen the size of your room?”

"Both of you leave Patton alone!" He snapped, not liking how easily they were making fun of him.

"Hey, guys, let's stop making fun of Patton. Let's not fight." Thomas tried to reason with the Sides.

Virgil grumbled angrily. Patton was the only person that cared about him, he wouldn't tolerate people making fun of him.

"Now, now. Nothing to get worked up over, I don't mean to offend. I just may have not realised the true definition of 'infinitesimal'… Like our friend Logan over here." He smiled devilishly, waiting for even more chaos to unfold.

“IT WAS ONE TIME!” Logan yelled, exasperated

"Right, where's Sir Sunshine, I thought if anyone was going to be here it'd be him." He scoffed.

"Now, now. No nicknames, It's mean." Patton reminded Virgil. "Now where is Roman?" He muttered under his breath.

“To be fair, sir sunshine isn’t a bad nickname.” Logan said, fixing his glasses

"It's still a nickname," Patton says in his dad voice. "Nicknames will not be tolerated."

"Guys! We're still arguing!" Thomas sighed in exasperation and brought his hand up to cover his face.

“Technically Patton is arguing with us.”Logan said

"Ugh, what is he doing here?" Roman asked, suddenly materializing into the room. He waved his hand at Deceit warily. His face was covered with dirt, and his suit had multiple stains on it, though it didn't seem like he'd noticed yet.

(SIDE NOTE: SWEARING IS EVERY TYPE OF ALLOWED I SWEAR LIKE A SAILOR I'M SORRY TO ANYONE WITH SENSITIVE EYES.)
"Shouldn't I be asking you what the he'll you're wearing? You look like you got dragged through a hedge backwards." Virgil chuckled.

Roman rolled his eyes. "Like you're one to talk, Hot Topic. I can assure you I look flawless- oH MY GOD!" He looked down at himself in disbelief. He waved his hand to cause the mess to disappear. "I can't believe that witch, messing up my outfit and whatnot…." he muttered to himself.

"Mhmm. Flawless. Right." He scoffed. "If I'm not needed I'm just gonna go." He strolled off to the kitchen to grab a snack, putting on his headphones and blasting some music.

"Guy please! Let's not argue today." Thomas pleaded with the Sides, trying to get them to listen to him.