forum Open Roleplay

Started March 08, 2018 by @ellesta

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Start out with your character:
Name:
Gender:
Age:
Looks:
Personality:
Wears:
Other:

Name: Dane
Gender: Male
Age: 19
Looks: Sandy blond hair real messy. Freckles. 6' 1".
Personality: Awkward but adventurous
Wears: Jeans and hoodies, mostly
Other: He almost always has dirt on him somewhere. (Hes a groundskeeper)

Name: Joan Foster
Gender: Female
Age: 16
Looks: Long caramel blond-Eyes: Hazel- 5'8"
Personality: Daring, brave, down to earth, and cheerful.
Wears: red long sleeve shite, blue jeans with boots.
Others: She likes to keep her hair in a pony tail.

Name: Sabrina Mattocks
Gender: Female
Age: 17
Looks: Beautiful, kinda cringy. Has blond hair and blue eyes. Is about 5'1 athletic curves.
Personality: is a bitch to most people, but only to some people does she actually give a shit. Kind to those few people, and decent fashion sense.
Wears: Tight t'shirt and sweatpants with sneakers or black boots.
Other: she dances the fuck out of her legs. she legit can't stop. Does NOT give a fuck.

NAME: MEOW
GENDER: MEOW
AGE: ∞
LOOKS: MEOW IS THE GOODEST LOOKING AROUND (literally just a white anthropomorphic cat)
PERSONALITY: ONLY THE HUMBLEST
WEARS: MEOW DOES NOT WEAR PETTY HUMAN CLOTHES
OTHER: MEOW IS EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE. AS STATED IN GENEHISS CHAPTER 1, MEOW CREATED EVERYTHING. MEOW ALSO HAS A VERY MARKIPLIER-ESQUE VOICE. Mmmmm… MEOW DOES NOT FEEL LIKE HAVING A GENDER SO MEOW IS ALWAYS TO BE REFERRED TO AS MEOW. IN ALL CAPS.

"Oh, MY glories MEOW! Where have you been?! I have searched far and wide for thee!" Joan exclaimed as she slide of into the house like some sort of dancer.

"THATS BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT AS AMAZING AS ME" MEOW said humbly

“NO!” Joan exclaimed, tossing her head back like a ballerina, “You, MEOW, are amazing in cat form, but not as amazing as ME in human form!”

"THAT'S BECAUSE HUMANS CLEARLY SUCK. CATS ARE SUPERIOR IN EVERY WAY. I'D NEVER WANT TO BE SUCH A PITIFUL CREATURE." MEOW exclaimed.

“Well, you have hairy pits!”

"I HAVE HAIRY PITS. NEARLY MY ENTIRE BODY IS COVERED IN HAIR."

"SO, MEOW»> How do you clean yourself? A bath or do you lick your body?"

"MEOW FEELS NO NEED CLEAN. MEOW IS PURE AND THEREFORE ALWAYS CLEAN."

“Soooo, what about when you have to go to the bathroom? do you not clean yourself?”

"MEOW DOES NOT SEE ANY NEED TO DO SO. MEOW ALSO HAS NO REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS."

Ewwww (@)

"IT IS NOT DISGUSTING. IT IS MERELY MEOW'S WAY OF LIFE."

"You will stay single all your life!"

"GOOD. RELATIONSHIPS FUCKING SUCK."

"No wonder why your so lonely."

"MEOW HAS MEOW, THEREFORE I AM NEVER LONELY. UNLIKE YOU, JOAN."

"I have a boyfriend named Eli, and a friend name Ben, Helmer, and I have five siblings."

"FIVE SIBLINGS SOUNDS LIKE A PRETTY ROUGH LIFE."

"No, its nice having them around."

MEOW evaporated from the room, MEOW's final words echoing throughout the house, "KAZOW KAZOO BITCH!" and MEOW was gone without a trace.