(He's shipping them so he might wanna stir the pot so to speak lol. sure)
Dion saw the exchange and couldn't help himself as he got up from the sofa and sauntered over to the two as the chocolates arrived. "Oh, how delightful! Send an invite to the wedding, will you? I'll bring the champagne for the party… and the after party." He wriggled his eyebrows at the two.
(back again)
Ooohh things are getting interesting, Bastet thought, observing the other occupants of the cafe.
After stretching out, she lept out of her chair and shifted into her humanoid form in mid-air, landing gracefully and walking over to the ordering counter.
Hermes glanced up at the man who had approached them, setting the pencil in his hands down. "Uh. . . wedding?" He asked, blushing even deeper and cursing himself for being so embarrassed.
She looked up from her book and at Dion with a confused look, "We're not gonna have a wedding…"
Waiting in line, Basted smirked at the Dion and the others.
Who needs Netflix when you got entertainment like this?
After ordering and receiving her caramel latte (extra whipped cream) she returned to her table and her people watching.
( I love how Hermes is blushing and Athena just says, "Hahah. . . no."
(lol, cause she a virgin goddess)
"Oh please, you two can barely stop fawning over each other! Also…" Dionysus popped a chocolate piece into his mouth before continuing, "I'd like some part of the child to be named in my honor. After all since I saw the whole sha-bang coming from the beginning." He gave a thumbs-up in Bastet's direction.
"I am not fawning over Hermes!" She said quickly while a light blush made its way onto her cheeks.
"Sha-bang?" Hermes asked, running a hand through his hair embarrassingly as he glanced over at Bastet in the corner of the cafe.
Persephone watched the scene with interest. She wondered if she would ever meet a guy like Hermes who liked her that much.
She looked at Hermes,"What?"
"Oh, you know what" Dionysus replied, and raised his eyebrow incredulously.
Or girl. Actually, anyone who liked her that much. (If someone makes a Hades character she's going to lowkey ignore the potential ship lol but hey taking of Persephone, am I right?)
"Why don't you enlighten me with that piece of information?" She said with a hint of sass in her voice and with a smirk.
"Ya know, the horizontal hoolah? Hanky-panky with some spanky? Cha-cha slide?" He began to list off the names, keeping count on his fingers.
Hermes mouth fell open slightly and he blushed bright red. "I think Athena gets the picture. . ."
"Please do stop, Dionysus," She said and went back to her book.
(xD oh god why are my characters like this)
(idk, they're ur characters)
Hermes glanced at Athena and then back at Dion, raising a brow. "How about you? Got anyone. . .or are you too obsessed with all of the waitresses in this cafe?" He asked, smirking a little.
"Everyone are my someones." He said cheerfully and sauntered back to the sofa, and promptly fell asleep.
She finally got to the part where Thomas gets kidnapped by Teresa,"Why would Teresa kidnap Thomas?!" She said a little too loudly and blushed when everyone was staring at her. She used her hand to cover up her blush and looked at Hermes for an answer.
Hermes shrugged and pointed to her book, smiling softly at her excitement for the novel. "Keep reading. . ." He teased, resting his chin on the palm of his hand as he continued to watch her.