Kamran hesitantly stepped onto stage, but walked across the stage like a normal human being. He stopped at the end of the stage, and flashed a charming smile. (THINK OF A FACT.) “Hello folks! I’m Karen! And I may not be seen as lovely, charming, and unique, but I certainly am.” Then he turned around and walked off stage. (AND HE SOUNDS BITTER
WAY TO GO SCARLEY.)
( list of current contestants, ones in bold have already gone on stage, will mark them off as i go
Samandriel, Unknown Age, Pansexual but prefers guys (he/him) - @shinsleepy
Sloane Wilkes, 23, Panromantic (xe/xer) - @ImNotCrazyImAFangirl
Kamran Kwon, 21, Gay (he/him) - @ScarletAndHerSides
Zora La Rue, 20, Lesbian (she/her) - Qxeenscryche
Veda Cinds, 22, Lesbian (she/her) - @Opia
Millie Pond, 27, Pansexual but prefers women (she/they) - @Hufflepuff_Fangirl
Aster Ren, 20, Pansexual (he/him) - @Mark_Is_Male
Orion, 23, njfsuhyfh (he/him) - @Ca1iCa1 )
(Hello, I'm back my frens.)
(mark, do you want to go next?)
(mark you gonna do the thing?)
(HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO PULL ON MY EARING AND THE BACK OF IT PINGED OFF NOW I GOTTA LOOK FOR IT SHIIIIIT)
(… I FEEL YOUR PAIN, THOSE THINGS ARE DIFFICULT TO FIND, GOOD LUCK CHILD.)
(wheres mark hes gotta do the thing)
(mArK ya gotta do da thing.)
(Can Millie be introduced next?)
(I’m sure he’ll be back soon)
(okay imma delete the aster one and intro millie)
(we doin millie first)
'Now, next we have… MILLIE!'
crowd goes absolutely wild, one woman throws her bra onto the stage
(Oh hey Markie, we’ve been waiting.)
(millie gonna do the thing)
(Orion is Pansexual, though njfsuhyfh is a close second)