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"I was gone for 10 minutes! what happened!" he yellled

"alright alright jesus you don't have to yell, it's a little foggy but i think Bastion and Tobi got into a violent flirting thing… i don't know."

"of course they did" he curled his lip in disgust "they could of hurt one of you useless americans"

"Besides, Flirty Girl…" Tobias said. "I'm pretty much the best customer of the bar, why do you think the owner let's me smoke inside?"

"Yeah, but it seemed like you were going to make this place fall into pieces. No offence, but you seem like the type that would be destroying places daily."

"of course they did" he curled his lip in disgust "they could of hurt one of you useless americans"

"just calm down, these people are drunk and childish, just ignore them."

"But I didn't destroy it," Bastian huffed, now lying on his stomach on the counter as he tried to look beneath it drunkenly for Yeon

"why did i agree to come here" he muttered to himself

"Besides, Flirty Girl…" Tobias said. "I'm pretty much the best customer of the bar, why do you think the owner let's me smoke inside?"

"I think the owner lets you smoke inside because you've probably fucked him, darling." Selena took a sip of her drink. "It's why I get away with half the crap I do, anyway."

"But I don't, do I." Tobias said. Gesturing to the perfectly fine bar around him before looking to Flirty Girl. "That old basted? I have standards." He said, as Frank scoffed at him from behind the counter.

"why did i agree to come here" he muttered to himself

"because you knew it would show you some old friends?" Marcus pulled a crystal from the side off making himself more sober

"Oh thank god, I was worried you were a reverse pedo for a second there," Bastian said, looking at Tobias from where he was hanging upside down on the bar counter again

"A cougar?" Tobias asked Bastian. "Hyyeeell no."

"He's in his mid-thirties and he's not married, he's not that bad." Selena said. "Besides, I killed his brother, so sex wasn't really that bad of a price to pay." She added, almost like an afterthought.

"A cougar?" Tobias asked Bastian. "Hyyeeell no."

Selena raised her eyebrow. "Cougars are older women seeking younger men, Pretty. I'd already assumed you weren't one."

"We don't care who you sleep with, you don't have to justify yourself to us Flirty Girl." He said, teasingly.

"sure thats why, i wanted to spend my night reading and drinking tea but im here!"

Alisha laughed suddenly at the people around her," You guys are all crazy and I love it. Either way you two need to get a room, " she pointed to Tobias and Bastian, "for the sake of all of us and the bar."

"Do you count as a cougar if you look 20-something but are actually like 2000 years old?" Bastian asked absently

Selena sighed. "You're not an older woman, Bas."

"I'm an older man, though. What is that, a bull? A dick?" Bastian asked as he dangled upside down from the counter

"sure thats why, i wanted to spend my night reading and drinking tea but im here!"

"if you don't like it here, why are you still here? if you're gonna leave can i come with you, the hotel i stay at won't tolerate if i come back smelling like a bar." Niria scoffed "not even i tolerate you smelling like a bar."

Yeon shook his head slowly to himself, picking up he drink and tipping it back quickly. He was glad that Bastian seemed to be distracted by other people now. As attractive as Bastian was, the guy got on his nerves at times.

"Some people say Manther." Selena answered. "But you have the mind of a child, and you look around twenty five, so I'd say you aren't one."