forum Life with Sherlock

Started June 08, 2018 by @SlytherinQueen

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Karen went to the kitchen. She opened the fridge, and there was…. a head! "Sherlock! Get your arrogant butt over here. We need to have words."

"Sherlock!"

"My pen, Karen."

"GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE OR I SWEAR TO GOD THERE WILL BE A MURDER YOU WON'T BE AROUND TO INVESTIGATE!"

Sherlock sat up slowly, his eyes narrowing into slits. "The head is for an experiment, Karen. I'm studying the coagulation of saliva after death. Don't touch it."

"I literally gave you a minifridge for this! Just why?"

"I stole a minifridge from my workplace to avoid this. Dude. Seriously, why?"

"It's an experiment!" Sherlock snapped, jumping off of the couch and striding towards her.

"I. Stole. A. Mini. Fridge. For. You."

"And I persuaded Lestrade that you hadn't," Sherlock replied, towering over Karen with his hands stuffed in his robe pockets.

"Yeah, but you could at least use it."

"I DO!"

"Oh yes, note the head in the fridge. Obviously you use it. Tea?"

Sherlock shrugged, turning to go back to his beloved couch. "Yes. Two sugars."

"The kettle's on the stove." she said. "I've been taking lessons from Mrs. Hudson."

Sherlock plopped into the couch and put his hands up in the praying position at his chin. "I have noticed you spending time with her. You even walk like her now. MRS. HUDSON!!!!!"

Mrs Hudson peeked her head in. "Not your housekeeper." she said, exiting. Karen burst into laughter at this, wheezing at the dumbfounded look on her flatmates face.

His confusion turned into a pout, and he turned his back to Karen, curling into a little ball. "Go away, I need to go to my mind palace."

"Aw, you're sad you were rejected. How cute." she said, patting his head playfully.

"I am not cute" he spat.

"Yes you are. You're like a child, honestly."

"That was incredibly rude of you."

"You're still cute. And seeing as you're a depressed and bored sociopath, we need to find you a case."

Sherlock jumped up so fast that Karen backpedalled into the coffee table. "I need a case!" he snapped, stepping over to the window.

"That's what I said. Seriously, call your brother if Lestrade doesn't have a new case."