forum "I'm a star!" "If you don't gET OFF MY CABLE-" // OxO // Closed

Started June 08, 2022 by @Elder-God-Jacks347

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"I mean, yeah. But still, I don't get why people call their pets human names. Like dogs named Colin. Why would you do that. There's so many names and you pick a human one."

"Because most of them are funny. " she said crossing her arms

"Okay then, explain. Explain your view to me because I'm clearly not seeing it."

"Okay so picture this big mean looking dog alright?"

"Okay…?" Cassie raised an eyebrow, unsure of where she was going with this.

"Alright big scary dog and it's name is tim. " she looked at Cassie with annoyed eye "it's funny. "

Cassie just shook her head with a smile. "That's just insulting to the dog at that point."

"Shut up. " she said and smacked Cassie lightly on her arm

"Ay, what was it you were saying about assault earlier?" Cassie laughed, rubbing her arm like she was in extreme pain.

"I can hit you harder you know. " she said laughing

"And I told you, that's not the worst thing this couch would've been through. We've had this conversation already."

"Oh you miss under stand if I hit you harder my concern won't be on you couch it going to be on your broken arm. "

"Oh please, I'm begging you to try me. I've had a shit week and I've been itching for a fight for a while. Technique means nothing when I've got enough force to knock your teeth out."

"Mm you wouldn't wanna hurt this pretty face now would you? "

Cassie gave her a deadpan stare. "What pretty face?"

"Ohh that hurt. "

"As it should. Overconfidence looks bad on you."

"Well now I know. " ash held her hands up in surrender

"You didn't before?"

"Well nobody ever said anything about it. '

"They either did and you weren't listening or they didn't care enough to tell you."

"Or maybe they liked it."

"Or that, I guess."

"No guessing about it sweetness I know a part of you likes it. " she winked at Cassie with a small smirk on her lips

"Oh? And what gives you that impression?"