@RedTheLoveless
(um yes pls b/c obtuse angle here is also much confusion on it too)
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@_sleeby_rat_
(and we're just gonna assume Michael knows what the mirror is because reasons)
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(well Asura did explain it to him lol. Also who wants to start it's not going to be me this time)
@RedTheLoveless
(sure. i mean why not?)
@_sleeby_rat_
(Red u should start because you've been out of the loop the longest)
@RedTheLoveless
Matt stared at the mirror, then switched from staring at that to Asura, and then to Michael, and then back again in a loop. "What kind of magic dickery does that do?" He finally asked while running his hand through his hair.
@_sleeby_rat_
Michael not-so-secretly stared at Matt through the glass bottom of his third pot of coffee. Why the fuck does his hair look so fluffy for a drunk guy??
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"This magic dickery might get us out of here," he responded, refusing to look at Matthias.
(also guys fun fact I never told you this because I didn't think it was important but Asura used to be a stripper. There's a story behind it I swear)
@_sleeby_rat_
(wHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS THE LITERAL FIRST THOUGHT I HAD WHEN I FIRST SAW A PIC OF HIM)
@_sleeby_rat_
(IM SORRY BUT MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS "HEY HE PROBABLY WAS A STRIPPER AT SOME POINT" AND THEN I WENT "WHAT THE HELL ME")
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(WAIT A PICTURE OF ASURA?????)
@_sleeby_rat_
(YUP)
@RedTheLoveless
(OH MY GOD MATT WAS GREETING A STRIPPER HE MET IN THE BEGINNING AND JUST WENT WITH IT BECAUSE HIS DRUNK GAY ASS AAAAHHHHH)
@_sleeby_rat_
(OH MY GOD)
@RedTheLoveless
(MATT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!)
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(OH NO OH MY GODDDD
CAN YOU GUYS IMAGINE ASURA AS A GAY STRIPPER THOUGH???)
@RedTheLoveless
(AAAAHHHHHHH OH NO WHY)
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(AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
@_sleeby_rat_
(SHIT WAIT DOES THAT MEAN THAT WAS HOW ASURA AND MATT MET)
@RedTheLoveless
(AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
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(… oh my god
OH MY GOD I'M IMAGINING HOW THAT WOULD GO DOWN HOLY FUCK
HOLY FUCK THE SCENE JUST STARTED PLAYING IN MY HEAD WHY)
@_sleeby_rat_
(SHIT ITS PLAYING IN MY HEAD NOW TO WHAT HAVE WE DONE)
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(too*
I'M GOING TO WRITE IT)
@_sleeby_rat_
(OH GOD)
@_sleeby_rat_
(SHIT I WANNA ART A THING NOW WHY DID WE DO THIS WHEN IM HALF ASLEEP AND MY BRAIN HAS NO FILTER)