forum Cafe MindShaker

Started March 04, 2018 by Fawn Yeet

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He shifted, looking around. His eyes landed on Matthias. Oh yeah, the sexy one, he noted, nodding to himself. Asura blinked again, looking back at Lavender. And… small cinnamon roll child. He couldn't think much past that. His vision was fading in and out.

(lol Asura and Matt are so cute together)

Sexy? Cinnamon roll? Lavender was hoplessly confused, her fear making her head spin. Concentrate on me.

He nodded, trying to focus on Lavender. But… why was he focusing? Wh… what? he looked around, and the fire on his mane fizzled out. Asura felt himself weakening.

(hi I'm back sorry for disappearing) Michael heard the commotion and booked it to where he heard the sounds. At the sight of Asura, he stopped dead in his tracks. "HOLY FUCK WHAT THE HELL I HAVEN'T HAD ENOUGH COFFEE FOR THIS!?"

(hi again!)

Lavender managed to detach herself from the wall, stepping forward despite her fear. "Asura?"

"Y'KNOW WHAT?! I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!" Michael ran back to the kitchen, grabbed a random bottle of liquid creamer, and started chugging it as he walked back to the group. "Okay, that's a little better. NOW WHY THE HELL ARE YOU A GIANT LION?!"

He glanced over at a guy who seemed to be in distress, then back at Lavender. He couldn't even think anymore. He just sat down, folding his wings and staring, eyelids heavy.

(lol Michael)

Lavender took tentative steps forward until she was a fott away from the giant lion, reaching out hesitantly.

(ok lol) Michael frowned. "Wait wait wait. I know what you are. You're a demon king! I think I know how to fix this."

(Asura's basically done with every function ever, so it's up to you guys to come up with some bullshit that will fix this. Enjoy the chaos.)

gee thanks. Is this how I'm paying for torturing my characters?

"Hey, hey big kitty I know Asura's in there." Matt put his hands forward like the Jurassic Park 'control the velociraptors' scene. "Just focus on our voices. Focus on our breathing." Matt took a few soft steps forward.

(lol) "Guys this is gonna sound really weird, but I need to get my powers back up after the feedback loop to fix this. Which means I'm gonna need like three pots of coffee unless you've got a lot of alcohol stashed somewhere."

Asura blinked down at Matthias, confused. His mind strained, and he started to tremble. "Matthias?" He said, before collapsing from exhaustion.

"Oh. If you wanted liquor, you just needed to ask." Matt quickly fished out 4 different flasks, each with a different alcohol inside and threw them all in Michael's direction.

"Ok good. You don't mind if I chug all of these do you?"

Matt quickly stepped forward to cushion Asura's fall and cradled his head on his lap. "Oh poor boy. Go ahead and drink to yer fill perv."

(we had a bonding moment lol) (I'm cradling you in my arms)

Lavender tensed up at the sight of the alcohol, but turned back to Asura.

Michael picked the flasks up. "I'm going to take your lack of response as permission to drink all this." He started chugging the alcohol as fast as he could