forum Cafe MindShaker

Started March 04, 2018 by Fawn Yeet

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Lavender swallowed, petrified. I can’t take alcohol!!, she screamed inwardly, forgetting to sever the connection between her and Asura.

(Welcome back @ONLINE_ROBO !)

Mozos stared at the fourth beer and felt as if it was taunting him. "I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna drink you, and then I'm gonna… do something else I guess." Mozos picked it up and drank it, feeling more uneasy, but maintaining his balance.

Sure!)

Asura heard Lavender's thoughts and giggled. "Its justa gaaaamme," he said, waving a bottle in front of her and leaning heavily on Mozos.

Lavender clenched her fists, breathing heavily. “No— I literally can’t drink alcohol! I— it’s a curse.” She stretched a hand out towards the bottle, bit as soon as she touched it, there was a sizzling sound, and she withdrew it quickly.

"If ya don' wan' ya booze then I'll taksh it~" Matthias said when he saw Lavender wasn't drinking. He stumbled over and attempted to pick up a bottle. He swung out at air the first time but managed to grab it the second.

Mozos felt the man lean on him, but didn't shrug him off because he was too drunk. Then Maudie appeared causing him to jump. "Alright, here is your first riddle then; There are two doors. One door leads to Heaven, while the other leads to Hell. A parrot stands in front of each door. One parrot always tells a lie, while the other always tells the truth. You do not know which parrot or door is which. You are allowed to only ask one question. So, what one question must you ask to determine which door is which, so you can finally go to Heaven? "

Lavender squeezed her eyes shut, seizing a bottle and chugging the whole thing. Her insides felt like they were on fire, and she bit back a scream, chugging the rest as well. Then, swaying back and forth, she collapsed on the floor.
(I JNIW THIS TIDDLE)

Mozos saw Lavender collapse and drunkenly rushed to her. He kneeled next to her." Lavender, Lavender are you okay?"

( LOL cool @TopazWyrmlet~ )
( In real life it took me months, literally because my dad wouldn't let me cheat, to solve it.)

IT TOOK ME A YEAR. MY UNCLE LIKES TO MESS WITH ME

Lavender burped, swaying and getting to her feet, before collapsing again and passing out from the pain.

Mozos saw Lavender pass out in front of him and quickly pulled her to the wall so that her back was against it and felt her forehead, it was warm, but not hot. He looked at Maudie." C-can I leave to get her some water?"

( LOL cool @TopazWyrmlet~ )
( In real life it took me months, literally because my dad wouldn't let me cheat, to solve it.)

IT TOOK ME A YEAR. MY UNCLE LIKES TO MESS WITH ME

(I still can't figure out the hotel manager and the biker riddle, and I was told it when I was 9 by my Grandpa(RIP GRANDPA * * * * * *(We called him by our families last name)))

I’m not sure I know that one)

Maudie sneered. “No.”

(Basically a hotel manager has ten apartments, then comes along a biker gang with eleven members, and they demand to each get their own room, otherwise they'll beat him black and blue. Then you draw ten apartments and eleven bikers on the paper and somehow there will be an even amount of bikers and apartments and then the hotel manager gets away with all his teeth He even showed me how to do it, but it still goes over my head)

Mozos growled and felt heat rise up in him, but stopped remembering his hand was still on Lavender's forehead. He ripped off a strip of his shirt and folded it, then soaked it with his own water powers and applied it to her forehead.

(how?! what…????????)
(I'll give it a try)

The riddle swirled through Lavender's brain as she lay there, paralyzed. Suddenly, she felt a hand on her stomach, and sat up, gasping. The pain was gone. She got unsteadily to her feet, swaying. "Polly… wanna cracker..?", she slurred, very much drunk.

Mozos stifled a small chuckle at her answer, and stood up, moving to support her." You really shouldn't be moving around so much. And I don't think that that is the answer."

Lavender slumped against the wall. "Patty… wanna cookie?" Maudie snorted. "This is pathetic…", the ghost muttered. Lavender burst into tears, tongue lolling. "I don't know.. ask the other one..", she slurred.

(That's a clue btw)

Mozos thought of what Lavender was saying while he tried to keep her from falling. Then it clicked and he turned to Maudie."Ask one what the other would say…"Mozos inwardly debated what could happen if he was wrong."And then go through the opposite."

Maudie crossed her arms, grumbling. "Fine, yes, you win Round Two."

Mozos looked over at Asura and the new person and saw that they were still bickering. Then he looked at the very drunk Lavender. He turned to Maudie."Is there any way we can request a five minutes before round two?"