forum Am I Dead? [OPEN]

Started April 22, 2018 by @Uh.Yeah.I.Sure.HOPE.It.Does!

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"Oh okay cool. Is there any chance I can get an angel girlfriend?"

"Oh okay cool. Is there any chance I can get an angel girlfriend?"

(This has me weak lmao, important questions only)

"Oh okay cool. Is there any chance I can get an angel girlfriend?"

(This has me weak lmao, important questions only)

(Your reactions make me laugh oh my glob.)

Lance ears when back instantly, "Uhh, no… And plus I don't think any girl would be interested on a guy who dead drunk and slept with people, and plus, you cant get married to an angel."

"Gosh darnit." Then for the first time in his life, for whatever reason, he started crying. "I'll never be able to experience true love." He sobbed, loudly.

"Well I thinks that because you always stayed with the wrong group!" Lance blurted, not caring that the boy was crying, "Good girls down go to clubs and sleep with men! You have to go to nice places were they gather, like gardens or tea party places, that's were they are."

Braxton wiped his tears and cursed himself under his breath. "That makes sense." He said ashamed.

(He’s so discouraged lmao)

Aiven jogged back to her perch, her wings fluttering a tad as she flew a few feet up to grab onto a higher branch. She pulled herself up, wings folded tightly so they wouldnt get scratched bad by any branches.

"Yep…." Lifting the chick to his eye level, he asked, "Do you know how to take care of birds? I've never been a caretaker before so I'm clueless about this new job."

Leviel landed back on Earth. He had a job to do. Three seraphim followed him in the low-key.

Braxton shook his head. "I'm basically bad with anything alive… as you can clearly tell."

Smirking at the car reck, Lance looked back to the city and asked, “Where do you live? You might be able to caught anyone you know in mid act… of something.”

"Like what?"

"I don't know! Do you have any family? Maybe we can see if there going in your room! or you can go spy on a bully… If you have any, of course."

"I'm good. So am I going up or down?" Braxton indicated the sky and the ground. "Oh and sorry for all the questions but it is really confusing."

"I cant answer that… Sorry, I'm not God." He shrugged backwards, "And I'm a noob at my job so I cant answer all you questions."

"Oh okay. I'm just gonna follow you around then." Braxton said as he floated around Lance.

"Well…" Quit confused about what to do next, he quickly leap into the air and took off to the roofs of the sky scrapers, 'I don't want a chaperone!' He thought, landing on the roof.

Braxton lost sight of him. What was he supposed to do now???

Slowly pocking his head off the roof, he looked down at the ghost that was still hovering on the ground. "I should not leave him." He muttered, "Who know what will go after him." Sighing at his stupidity and recklessness, he leaped back off the roof has glided back down to the ground, but not right next to the man, more like a few streets down so he could spy on him.

Braxton tried to think. Something he wasn't used to doing. Maybe he could call out for help. "DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHAT TO DO ONCE YOU DIE???"

"I do!!!" Lance exclaimed, "Shut up stupid!" He muttered, "You just gave away your hiding place." Pocking his head back, he yelled, "But I'm not sure it will help." Then he when back to hiding.

"Oh there you are!" Braxton grumbled, flying up to where he was. "What do I have to do?"

"I'm feeding my birdy!" He blurted, randomly trying to shove a piece of meat down into throat, "But its not working! And I told you, I don't think it will help."