forum We should make a Jojo's bizarre Adventure Religion

Started January 05, 2021 by @A_Crippled_Jockey brightness_7

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Just a random thought

i stg, after seeing this i just couldn't stop thinking about it
but i agree, we definitely should

SOMEONE SAY JOJO???

YES

I've never watched or read and I have close to no idea what its about besides the fact that everyones name starts with J and they're Italian (?). My first question would be: Is this monotheistic or polytheistic?

Polytheistic. Jonathan is British, Joseph is American/British, Jotaro is Japanese/American, Josuke is Japanese/ barely American, Giorno is Japanese/British but everyone calls him Italian, Jolyne is American/Japanese, Johnny is American, and Gappy is Japanese. If you need a site to watch or read Jojo I got you bro

… Jotaro isn't American. He's British/Italian/Japanese. Same goes for Jolyne.

Thanks for fixing that!

I’m here and I’m r e a d y , _{i just finished watching part 4 and i do an unhealthy amount of fan art}— may i join this religion

Permission granted.

:D merci, my friend

I feel like I'm required to, seeing as my user is literal Robert EO Speedwagon

Well besides that, you truly are a reliable guy

That I am, Johnny!

Follow up question, did they like save/create the world and the mortals owe them their praise or are they just ultra powerful and respected out of fear/admiration?

They saved the world and are respected for their admirable acts.

Cool, and do these gods/deities/beings have an actual presence on earth following these acts or are they rumored or otherwise just written about?

Jonathan is a story passed down from generations as a noble and brave gentleman who saved earth the 1st time from the grasp of his step-brother, Dio. Joseph is rumored to be immortal as he has yet to see death. He is a living being who likes to visit the library in his free time to tell stories of his battles. Jotaro went on a trip to Egypt with his grandpa where they defeated Dio; His story is popular with tourists who visit a restaurant in Hong Kong where the remnants of a fight can be shown by the burn marks, disfigured statue, and onlookers who say multiple fires were the source of destruction. Jotaro is also rumored to keep a talking turtle on his table. Josuke is known for his fight where an unidentified man was run over by an ambulance in 1999. He and his friends all were wounded, and most presume he and his friends stopped the killings in Morioh. Giorno is the mafia boss of Italy, so he's pretty well known around the block. Jolyne is known for a 15-year prison sentence that was removed by the Speedwagon Foundation. As well as killing a priest with her friends from prison. Johnny is a story told by jockeys and country folk filled with pizza and mozzarella. He is most known for Killing the 23rd president of the United States. Josuke(Gappy) is known for the legend of his 4 testicles. As well as the man who forgot his identity. ( So basically rumors, except Joseph. Joseph can never seem to die. Anyway, assume they're all in the same universe, just that 2 Joestar families never met each other. if you have an alternative then be my guest)

Is this…real? Like in canon?

50/50

I mean…
Joseph DID die.
But he came back and 'pranked' Jotaro.

Then again, I shouldn't have died of a measly heart attack either, so

That's peaceful compared to getting your skull crushed

That's peaceful compared to getting your skull crushed

damn what'd they do to you?

A boulder fell on my head