forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Eldritch Beings, Old Rivalries, Chicken Chaos, Large Fonts, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken Part 3: Tokyo Drift (CLOSED)
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@Eli-the-transboi group

Okay what happened?
I woke up at 9 and then I had breakfast and walked my dog and cleaned a bit and now it’s almost 7 pm.

Wtf.
I literally didn’t do anything today so where’d it go.

XD that’s life

Well it is very disorienting and unpleasant, I would like a refund for today, thank you

Sry no refunds

@EldritchHorror-Davadio health_and_safety emoji_events

Holds up giant bag of skittles Free skittles Limited supply-

sticks a hand out of the shadows

Opens back and dumps about 20 skittles on your hand. There’s always more where that came from. I have so many bags it’s not even funny-

hand immediately retracts and the sounds of munching are heard from the shadows

@RhysTheFirebird group

Holds up giant bag of skittles Free skittles Limited supply-

sticks a hand out of the shadows

Opens back and dumps about 20 skittles on your hand. There’s always more where that came from. I have so many bags it’s not even funny-

hand immediately retracts and the sounds of munching are heard from the shadows

I’m guessing you want more, Horror?

@EldritchHorror-Davadio health_and_safety emoji_events

Please send help. I’m lacking dopamine and my executive dysfunction is hitting me like a freight train

not the exec dys. its my fav.
what helps you, do you know? have you read the pillow saga stuff, and would it inspire you to write something short that might cause a slight dripping of the dopamine??????

@RhysTheFirebird group

hand immediately retracts and the sounds of munching are heard from the shadows

I’m guessing you want more, Horror?

glowing eyes turn your direction, and a slight nod happens

Fine. Hands you the whole bag. I have more. . . Somewhere-

@the-void-phantasmic group

Please send help. I’m lacking dopamine and my executive dysfunction is hitting me like a freight train

not the exec dys. its my fav.
what helps you, do you know? have you read the pillow saga stuff, and would it inspire you to write something short that might cause a slight dripping of the dopamine??????

No idea what helps tbh, but I’ll check out the pillow saga :0

@RhysTheFirebird group

hand immediately retracts and the sounds of munching are heard from the shadows

I’m guessing you want more, Horror?

glowing eyes turn your direction, and a slight nod happens

Fine. Hands you the whole bag. I have more. . . Somewhere-

immediately downs the entire bag, Cookie-Monster style

. . . Dude- don’t you think you should pace yourself?

@RhysTheFirebird group

immediately downs the entire bag, Cookie-Monster style

. . . Dude- don’t you think you should pace yourself?

sticks head out of the shadows, chewing obnoxiously, teeth rainbow colored, one eye twitching, and shakes head 'no'

You know what. . . I’m just going to. . . Lock the other bags up for now- I’ll give you more later when you don’t look like you;’re about to murder someone while on a sugar high.

@Eli-the-transboi group

immediately downs the entire bag, Cookie-Monster style

. . . Dude- don’t you think you should pace yourself?

sticks head out of the shadows, chewing obnoxiously, teeth rainbow colored, one eye twitching, and shakes head 'no'

You know what. . . I’m just going to. . . Lock the other bags up for now- I’ll give you more later when you don’t look like you;’re about to murder someone while on a sugar high.

gasp murder me!

@RhysTheFirebird group

immediately downs the entire bag, Cookie-Monster style

. . . Dude- don’t you think you should pace yourself?

sticks head out of the shadows, chewing obnoxiously, teeth rainbow colored, one eye twitching, and shakes head 'no'

You know what. . . I’m just going to. . . Lock the other bags up for now- I’ll give you more later when you don’t look like you;’re about to murder someone while on a sugar high.

gasp murder me!

I will murder him if he lays a finger on you.

@EldritchHorror-Davadio health_and_safety emoji_events

sticks head out of the shadows, chewing obnoxiously, teeth rainbow colored, one eye twitching, and shakes head 'no'

You know what. . . I’m just going to. . . Lock the other bags up for now- I’ll give you more later when you don’t look like you;’re about to murder someone while on a sugar high.

gasp murder me!

head snaps in Eli's direction. surges out of the shadows and sweeps Eli into them, before feeding him inhumane amounts of skittles

@Eli-the-transboi group

immediately downs the entire bag, Cookie-Monster style

. . . Dude- don’t you think you should pace yourself?

sticks head out of the shadows, chewing obnoxiously, teeth rainbow colored, one eye twitching, and shakes head 'no'

You know what. . . I’m just going to. . . Lock the other bags up for now- I’ll give you more later when you don’t look like you;’re about to murder someone while on a sugar high.

gasp murder me!

I will murder him if he lays a finger on you.

……two birds with one stone?

@Eli-the-transboi group

sticks head out of the shadows, chewing obnoxiously, teeth rainbow colored, one eye twitching, and shakes head 'no'

You know what. . . I’m just going to. . . Lock the other bags up for now- I’ll give you more later when you don’t look like you;’re about to murder someone while on a sugar high.

gasp murder me!

head snaps in Eli's direction. surges out of the shadows and sweeps Eli into them, before feeding him inhumane amounts of skittles

O.o yay now my thyroid will kill me instead-