forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Eldritch Beings, Old Rivalries, Chicken Chaos, Large Fonts, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken Part 3: Tokyo Drift (CLOSED)
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@Morals-are-for-mortals language

The benefits of joining the Primus de Pulvere Natus are as follows:

. You gain infinite power at the rank of Learned.
. You gain all the knowledge of the Multiverse.
. You have the ability to kill that which cannot be killed and see what cannot be seen.
. You gain a free lifetime supply of any and every food you can think of and any you can't.
. You get a free broadsword and greatsword immediately upon entry.
. You cannot truly die, and Death falls upon the nearest killable target if anything would kill you.
. You get free insurance of all types.
. You have fully paid vacation, sick leave and maternity leave.

Thanks 👍

@Morals-are-for-mortals language

Pickles are yummy immediately gets jumped

Steals your sword

NOOOOOOO

runs off hehehehehhehe

tackles you

AUGH

pins u down gimme my sword. Idgaf how fruity this looks i want my sword back

Bold words for someone in stabbing distance.

@the-void-phantasmic group

Pickles are yummy immediately gets jumped

Steals your sword

NOOOOOOO

runs off hehehehehhehe

tackles you

AUGH

pins u down gimme my sword. Idgaf how fruity this looks i want my sword back

Bold words for someone in stabbing distance.

:( melts into a pile of light blue goop and sits next to u