"only 9 hours left at my job, please God let them be easy"
(And suddenly, everything that could go wrong, did in fact, go wrong.)(In all seriousness, I hope you had a good day!)
(I did not but on the bright side one of my kids brought me a piece of his Halloween candy cos it's my last week <3)
(How sweet!)
"only 9 hours left at my job, please God let them be easy"
(And suddenly, everything that could go wrong, did in fact, go wrong.)(In all seriousness, I hope you had a good day!)
(I did not but on the bright side one of my kids brought me a piece of his Halloween candy cos it's my last week <3)
(How sweet!)
(Ik!! It made my afternoon)
What if… Theoretically… I ran away to Australia to live on a concrete barge with a bunch of strangers and a guy named Sam for 3 months?
(This is not smart because I plan to blow up Australia and rid the world of the creepy crawlies that reside there.)
Then please let me go there first
No. If you die I will go down to hell and drag your ass back bitch.
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I got kicked out this morning. laughs manically
"Woke up too early and got an iced coffee with lesbian humour on the side"
"I have watched little shop of horrors so much I can now quote it by word. . . life is good"
"Having a full-blown crisis over McDonalds. So fun."
"I'm UnEmPloYEd!!! starts dancing badly"
"My therapist is going to love this, eats oreo"
I love Percy Jackson so much…
"honestly, I got nothing."
"I feel like shit and I don't give a fuck throws glitter into the air and falls face flat on the floor.
“Stranded on the side of the interstate three hours from home but hey there’s the Cheesecake Factory.”
"How exactly does one pack for a plane? asking for a friend (its me. I'm the friend)"
"How exactly does one pack for a plane? asking for a friend (its me. I'm the friend)"
Use a backpack or a duffle bag if you are only bringing a carry on cause if they need to start checking bags 9 times out of 10 they will let you keep it with you. As someone who has just flown across the Atlantic on full flights almost the entire time, it is very helpful
"Today I am extra bitchy, thanks period!"
"I didn't fall asleep for the night until like three hours ago, and now I'm at school."
"I left my room key and id two hours away. Guess I have to use the window for the rest of the week."
"I finally get a good nights sleep, thank you therapy!"
"humidity's a b*tch but HAWAII AINT"
“Bees?! Wasp?! The fucks next?”
"I fall asleep at veterans day ceremony (only to be woken up by gunfire)"
"I am now obsessed with coconut prawns"
"I'm too emotionally drained for this"
"IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS (which i dooooo)"
Surprise surpirse a normal day!
"Death by bulldozer"
"I totally fail a math test and have a silent mental breakdown over it! (Gotta love hating math so much you want to die because of it)"
"I'm a communication Major. Why am I in a Biology Major Bio Class? Send help."
"Back to the real world after vacay- the real world sucks."