forum Wild and Free (closed)

Started January 25, 2022 by @DancingWithMyDemons business

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The chicken >:)

YUP I KNEW IT-

hehehehehe

😂 I told my dad this joke and he laughed 3 mins straight

I saw it on Pinterest, and I choked on my coffee.

lmfao

NOW i remember that one. i have been avoiding teaching it to my little brother.

Same. Little brothers are little devils.

I wish I had a little brother.

I wish I had a sibling

No, you don't, Arya. I wish I had a little sis. At least girls are less likely to do dumb shit like light a TV on fire.

NO THEY'RE NOT

They're probably more likely!

Imma just say it. It doesn't people what people tell us boys..like my uncle said…..boys do dumb shit and that's just how we are made

Douse a TV in gasoline in an enclosed space like a living room and light it with a match? Yeah- I doubt anyone but a boy is that stupid. My brother did that.

were you ok?

My cousin was dumb enough to ride a bike without back brakes and when he stopped, he flew forward like 3 feet in the sky and about 5 yards

gasp!

I was fine, the apartment and couches were not. Surprisingly, so was my brother.

Also, damn. I've skidded half a foot on gravel in shorts. On my knees. Off my bike. When I had been going down a ramp.

I remember when I was five, I slid about 10 yards on my face after falling off my bike

Scar?

I have a chunk of asphalt in my knee from a bike accident.

Damn I leave for an hour and there's 3 more pages DX

But… if we're talking about wild accidents i've never had one. The craziest thing i've done is probably just getting my foots cut open 3 times to move all the stuff around inside them -_-

Ah- that's fun.

My knee's are really dark now because I've skid them across the road about 30 times (no joke, I literally kept count)

ahhh gtg again

lol

bye!

I could tell you the exact ammount of times I've gotten a skull injury (5 times) and I lost track of how many times I've scrapped my knees.

Imagine being home in a robe rn, I can relate :)