forum urban dictionary chit chat

Started December 12, 2018 by @Festive_Fenrir

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"wow, figured that out by yourself, did you now Sherlock?" He placed his hand behind his head and stared up at the ceiling

"Shut up, and no i didn't figure it out by myself."

"alright alright no need to get snappy. Any more interesting facts?"

"You could kill someone with use of a spoon."

"really? I tried it once, it never worked. Huh probably did it wrong" he smiled wickedly at the thought

"Yeah with your smarts. you were probably just slapping them with the spoon."

"well with no other weopen at hand, what else was I supposed to do?" He glanced sidelong at the prince waiting for his "clever" response

"They probably had a weapon, you could have snatched it if you got close enough." Basil said then raised up his hand which had a dagger in it. It was the dagger that Rashe had.

"what in the.."rashe smiled as he snatched back the dagger "reaching into my pockets now are you?" He slipped the dagger back into it's sheath and layed back down "no the person didn't have a weopen, they were unarmed when I got to them"

"That is when you make them go unconscious. or snap their neck. Stepping on their foot a certain way could kill them also."

"that's what I did afterwards." He glanced at the prince "good to know you know about killing a man without a weapon, you could come in useful"

"I don't know……. much…… like…….I um… know the basic knowledge…"

"really, you call knowing the exact location on a foot that kills a person 'basic knowledge'?" He glanced at him in disbelief and smiled "you know more than you're letting on."

"No, I am innocent till you can prove otherwise."

Rashe laughed aloud "I never said you weren't, all I'm saying is that you're smarter than you look and that you let on."

"thanks…. i guess"

"wow, letting all sides of you show now,"he smiled "never thought that today would be the day that Prince Basil of Alterion would be polite to his guard." He shook his head and stared at the ceiling

"Who says I am being polite."

"Well for one, I think this is the longest conversation we've had that didn't include fighting, and for two, you haven't told me to go away yet, so I'd say you're being nice."

"Maybe I am tolerating you, because i am planning on killing you. Or I am too tired to deal with your murde"

"you wouldn't tolerate me if you wanted to kill me, you aren't the type to play nice then suddenly kill for no reason. you'll outright kill the person, no questions asked. am I wrong? but most likely the second option." he glanced at him "plus you would've killed me with the dagger already"

"I am just waiting for a good time. in a less, public area."

"how less public do you want? we're in an empty room…alone" he twirled the dagger in his hand, getting a twisted idea in his head "try" handing Basil the dagger and standing up

"Try what?" basil asked and looked at Rashe as he took the dagger.

"Try to attack me with the dagger." he was bored and had nothing else to do, this seemed like fun "try not to kill me please."