forum The Art of Character Building~ Private
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@_Magnus_is_in_physics

Nick was doing absolutely nothing. Obviously some intergalactic genius would answer: BuT He’s BrEAthInG. Well no. He wasn’t. Nick was doing strictly nothing. Because Nick was dead. Well not exactly because he wasn’t being dead. He was just. There. Where is Mom Nick? Lord only knows. Jason. Jason? Jason! Jason didn’t exist either. For the moment, they were just two names in her head. Two very American, cringeworthy names.

@_Magnus_is_in_physics

obviously. Especially when no one else was listening, that a splitting headache was wreaking havoc in her head and that she was feeling particularly peckish for a game of cry your eyes out.

@_Magnus_is_in_physics

Well wow that’s an itty bit enormously cringy. I mean, dude. They have names like that and you’re adding that he’s a blogger? How about he’s also a cowboy who likes to ride into the sunset and who wears American flag boxers?

@_Magnus_is_in_physics

NiCk on ThE OthEr HaNd. Was as gay as a 23 year old quarterback sweet golden american boy could get. He had dirty blond hair and a killer smile, with white shiny teeth. His skin was tanned and perfect, because after four middle school years of incessant acne, he had a skin care routine more explicit than a kardashian’s.

@amber_is_in_a_loop

You might have meant intricate.
They went to Yale! Both straight A boys with a sterling rep, and then Nick came out. He got kicked out :( because of a false allegation. But he has RISEN AGAIN

@_Magnus_is_in_physics

NiCk on ThE OthEr HaNd. Was as gay as a 23 year old quarterback sweet golden american boy could get. He had dirty blond hair and a killer smile, with white shiny teeth. His skin was tanned and perfect, because after four middle school years of incessant acne, he had a skin care routine more intricate than a kardashian’s.

@amber_is_in_a_loop

I… no. London is not the land of bagels or chutney. London is the land of tea, architecture, theatre, royalty and grace, and yes, red buses.
Jason graduated from Yale with a degree in Cinematic and Literary studies! And then he became a blogger. What a waste…

@_Magnus_is_in_physics

Oh you sound like my aunt talking about a girl that was really smart and then did studies in art. Boohoo. Nobody actually gives a flying chicken. I’m sure that he’s a really good blogger. Oh i think Nick should have a lot of sass.

@amber_is_in_a_loop

Like…
Nuh-uh, linebacker, you don’t get to trip me up. I run and you protect my ass, got it? Make sense?
Wait, that makes him sound a bit rude. Should he be rude?

@amber_is_in_a_loop

Let’s stop with the Gen Z similes
Established so far: Jason, blogger, asexual, male, Yale graduate, early twenties.
Nick: professional quarterback, gay, Oxford graduate, golden boy, early twenties.
All correct?