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Started June 04, 2019 by @Festive_Fenrir

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He pulled out his laptop and smirked "you underestimate my ability of being annoying." He said, typing up a document

"Fantastic…" Nathaniel sighed again. "What are you doing?"

He grinned "making a resume." He said lightly

"A resume?" Nathaniel asked incredulously. "With what information? I'm not qualified for anything."

"you're employers don't need to know that." He said "and with what you're telling me along with a few white lies, we'll get you a job in no time!"

"Aren't you an angel? Telling lies is like, against our nature or some shit. I've gotten used to it though. What happens if I show up and I can't do any of the things you're saying I can do?"

"I'm an angel kicked out of Hevean. I can do whatever I please as long as I don't kill anyone. Plus, who says the interview will be in person?" He said with a smirk

Nathaniel sighed. "Yeah, whatever I guess… What are you even putting on there, anyway?"

"Uhm, Occupation, none. Interested in - teaching of self defence classes, and office job (must be at home) Hobbies include - cooking? and self defence techniques, Volunteer - none." V named off a few more things on the resume and glanced up "sound good?"

"Cooking? I mean, I suppose I can cook. What kind of job would that get me?"

hE shrugged "Home chef? you make food here and you sell it?" he suggested "well, not here, unless you want to, I mean wherever you want to settle." he scratched the back of his head nervously and focused back on the resume "anything else?"

"Say I'm multilingual. I've heard that looks good on resumes, and it's actually true."

He nodded "lets put that in Other- multilingual…are you by any chance artistic?"

"Yeah, I guess. I draw sometimes and I think pretty much all angels can sing."

"So we're putting that in." he typed it out and glanced up "anything else we're missing?"

"I don't think so. I never went to any human schools, so you know… I mean, I still know the material for the most part since angel education is more advanced, but… Yeah."

"Ok…so college education…" V typed, "we'll worry about the deploma's later if they wat to see that."

"Wouldn't they want to know the name of the college? If we just make one up, they'll look into it and see it's fake."

"lets say Harvard and quickly make you a student ID." he clicked out of the tabe and started to fake the ID as well as the grades.

"Harvard? Do you honestly think they'll believe I went to Harvard?" Nathaniel scoffed a bit. "I'm not an idiot, but I'm not a genius either."

he shrugged "How else are we going to explain the extensive knowledge of angels and god? we can say you minored, majored, and have a doctrine in Religious history. you're a Religous nerd!"

"I suppose 'Religious nerd' is a way to put it… you know how angels are raised up." Nathaniel glanced over the resume.

He shrugged "i was never a top a student in that region but I payed attention. It's interesting, different, but interesting."

"So much memorization… somehow after all this time I still remember. Anyways, is there anything else we need to do or is it done?"

He nodded in agreement "yeah..it's annoying how all thise years stick with you…" he crossed his arms in front of him and thought for a moment "do you have any other work experience?"