forum I wanna do a rp with three ppl and 3 ppl only so first 3 ppl to join get to rp with me//open

Started December 10, 2021 by @Nor_bananas

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Sage sat on their bed, looking through their phone contacts. They had more scam contacts than actual friends. They had been deleting contacts for the past few hours now, hoping to not have to scroll as long from now on. They needed to take a break, they were pretty sure their eyes were getting bloodshot from boredom. They texted their only friend online, M. They didn't know if the M stood for something, nor did they care. They were just glad to see him semi-successful. "Hey, how are you today? Anything going on?"

"Only thing I'm on today is your mom sunglasses emoji"

Sage blinked. "My mom is dead, M. Also, you are not funny."

(FDJSFLD)
"oh shit I forgot. Is your dad still open?"

"No, he is 84 and has Alzheimer's. I'm open though, lol."

"Well I mean I'm not so sowwy homie. I got myself a mans bro."

"I'm joking…" Sage rolled their eyes as they got up for the day. M was kind of dumb, in their opinion, but they wouldn't say that to his face. They, in fact, had taken it upon themself to keep M out of trouble. Not like Sage had much of a life anyway.

Spam messages
"LMFAO THE POLICE ARE AT MY HOUSE AGAIN SAGE"

"Okay, I'll defend you in court"

"Remember that time I stole a clock from Home Depot?"

"oh"

"Yeah I think they want it back"

"oh, then give it back"

"Why :("

Karla knocked on her new neighbors door (sage) she knew she wouldn't be here long but might as well make some fake friends right?

"Frick it im running to your place"

Sage opened the door, expecting to see M. Surprisingly, it was someone else. A bunny, who had seemed to have dyed her ears. They put out their hand. "Hello, I'm guessing you are the one who moved in last night?"

"Yep! That's me! Just thought I would drop by say hello make some new friends, ya know?" She exclaimed with the most pure smile in the world as some would say even though it was fake.