forum Group Chat Of Chaos (Open)

Started August 13, 2019 by Deleted user

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Cat King: Great. We're all probably gonna get arrested

Italian Bastard: Only if we get caught, bitch boy

Bill Nye But Better: You do have a point. Plus I know a few good lawyers

Chaotic Bi: They're going to have to fight me, but yeah. If I'm going to prison it's going to be for Manslaughter and in style

Italian Bastard: Any murder I committed was in war, so it's legal murder

Cat King: I'm feeling a little unsafe lol

Chaotic Bi: Any murder I may or may not have done, is untraceable.

Bill Nye But Better: That's my boi

Italian Bastard: Nice

Cat King: Uh. I've never killed anyone or anything. Should I be worried?

Bill Nye But Better: Don't be, your time will come soon

Cat King; Who would I even kill what

Italian Bastard: Anyone. Preferably your enemies

Bill Nye But Better: Make sure it's untraceable.

Chaotic Bi: Burn the body to get rid of DNA

Italian Bastard: I like these people

Cat King: I'm not sure I'm really interested in murder at the moment. The only people I hate are already dead

Italian Bastard: Sounds like quitter talk to me

Chaotic Bi: Quitters aren't any fun, unless of course you're one.

Bill Nye But Better: Jackie, get off Blair's phone

Cat King: Uh… right. Maybe we should steer the conversation in a different direction

Italian Bastard: What would be your preferred method of ending someone's life?

Cat King: That's literally the same fucking direction

Chaotic Bi: Toxins

Bill Nye But Better: I like hit men do it.

Italian Bastard: Knives would probably be my first choice. Slow and painful if you do it right

Cat King: I really hope you guys don't know that from personal experience

Bill Nye But Better: It depends, I just like others to take the blame.

Chaotic Bi: I would say that it's not, but I don't like lying.

Italian Bastard: You should join the army. It is fun

Cat King: I'm a little scared

Bill Nye But Better: Rather not get killed

Chaotic Bi: Me neither. We should invite Marrin, she's a medical major.

Italian Bastard: Lots of medical majors here I guess

Cat King: Yeah. I guess I could invite Beau or Lloyd. Maybe Nathaniel

Bill Nye But Better: Invite more people, I'm bored.

Cat King: Alright

Nathaniel has joined the chat.

Nathaniel: I'm here, I'm queer, and I live in existential fear. What the fuck is this and why am I here

Italian Bastard: It is a chat

Nathaniel: Italian Bastard? Oh. Hey Scip

Italian Bastard: Fuck you

Bill Nye But Better: Is that a usual nick name? XD

Chaotic Bi: Brb, Imma invite Marrin

Chaotic Bi invited Marrin to the chat.

Marrin changed their name to JD

JD: What's up you shits?

Nathaniel: It's not a normal nickname per se, but he is an Italian bastard

Italian Bastard: Fuck you part two, electric boogaloo

Nathaniel: Ooo he discovered some memes. Nice job Scip

Cat King: You should come up with a nickname, Nate!

Nathaniel: Cat King? 100% gotta be Cas

JD: Oh, so this is the weird-ass chat Jackie told me about a minute ago. Anyways, hey I'm Marrin Corspe, call me Marrin Corpse and I kidnap you and perform surgery without any knock out drugs.

Italian Bastard: I like this guy

Nathaniel changed their name to Broke Ass College Kid.

Broke Ass College Kid: I'm gonna invite Lloyd

Cat King: Lloyd is his older brother btw

Lloyd has joined the chat.

Lloyd: Why

JD: That's the question I ask myself every day at exactly three in the morning.

Bill Nye But Better: This is why we don't invite you anywhere.

Chaotic Bi: Oh come on Lillian. She's funny.

Broke Ass College Kid: Hi Lloyd!

Lloyd: Nathaniel I don't really have time for this. I have work to do.

Broke Ass College Kid: Bro literally stop being a prick. Also this name is too long

Broke Ass College Kid changed their name to Broke AF.

Broke AF changed Lloyd's name to Prick.

Broke AF: That's better

Prick: I hate everything about this